Q: What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? A: A "mind-boggling genius" emoji
Explanation: You call them a "mind-boggling genius" because even without a physical body, they still manage to impart knowledge and teach with their incredible brainpower! ๐ง ๐ก Despite their lack of limbs, they've found a way to defy the odds and inspire students. They're simply extraordinary! ๐๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 14, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 12, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Abubakar (Guest) on April 2, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Binti (Guest) on March 26, 2016
๐ Sharing right away!
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 21, 2016
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Wande (Guest) on March 14, 2016
๐ Totally hilarious!
Kiza (Guest) on February 26, 2016
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 22, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Omar (Guest) on February 17, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Faiza (Guest) on February 15, 2016
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 13, 2016
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 24, 2016
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Zuhura (Guest) on January 23, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Hashim (Guest) on January 21, 2016
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Jamila (Guest) on January 5, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 19, 2015
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Shabani (Guest) on December 9, 2015
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 22, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Nahida (Guest) on November 1, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Binti (Guest) on October 12, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 9, 2015
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 6, 2015
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 3, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Khadija (Guest) on September 28, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Maimuna (Guest) on September 10, 2015
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Zakia (Guest) on September 9, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Yahya (Guest) on August 31, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 27, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 14, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 31, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 30, 2015
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Azima (Guest) on July 25, 2015
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 20, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 19, 2015
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on July 2, 2015
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Yusra (Guest) on July 1, 2015
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 30, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 28, 2015
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Victor Malima (Guest) on June 22, 2015
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 18, 2015
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Rabia (Guest) on June 6, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 6, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 5, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 30, 2015
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Kahina (Guest) on May 10, 2015
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Halima (Guest) on May 9, 2015
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Nuru (Guest) on May 6, 2015
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 1, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 25, 2015
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 15, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on April 13, 2015
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 9, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Omar (Guest) on April 9, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 5, 2015
๐ So funny!
Sofia (Guest) on March 29, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 26, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Mhina (Guest) on March 19, 2015
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on March 15, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 9, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 3, 2015
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ