Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 20, 2015

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Binti (Guest) on November 18, 2015

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 17, 2015

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 17, 2015

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Salima (Guest) on November 14, 2015

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 7, 2015

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 1, 2015

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Jamal (Guest) on October 31, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 29, 2015

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 18, 2015

😁 This just made my day!

Salum (Guest) on October 3, 2015

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 21, 2015

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 18, 2015

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Rose Waithera (Guest) on September 18, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 13, 2015

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 6, 2015

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Tabu (Guest) on September 3, 2015

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 1, 2015

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 30, 2015

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 29, 2015

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 18, 2015

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 3, 2015

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 1, 2015

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Shamim (Guest) on July 20, 2015

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Mzee (Guest) on July 19, 2015

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 18, 2015

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Baridi (Guest) on July 16, 2015

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 10, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Josephine (Guest) on June 24, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Ann Awino (Guest) on June 23, 2015

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 19, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Yusra (Guest) on June 18, 2015

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 15, 2015

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 13, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 10, 2015

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 29, 2015

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 20, 2015

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Khamis (Guest) on May 19, 2015

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Tambwe (Guest) on May 18, 2015

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 14, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Mwajuma (Guest) on May 12, 2015

😁 This is gold!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 10, 2015

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 8, 2015

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Yahya (Guest) on May 7, 2015

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 6, 2015

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Saidi (Guest) on May 2, 2015

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Nasra (Guest) on April 11, 2015

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

James Kawawa (Guest) on April 11, 2015

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 7, 2015

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 24, 2015

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 3, 2015

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 21, 2015

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

John Kamande (Guest) on February 15, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Bahati (Guest) on February 15, 2015

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Zawadi (Guest) on February 13, 2015

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 13, 2015

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 12, 2015

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 6, 2015

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Hassan (Guest) on February 5, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 31, 2015

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤