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Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:49:47 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Babu: Mjukuu wangu ngoja nikusimulie hadithi ya mimi babu yako kwenye vita ya kagera Mjukuu: Niambie babu Babu: Kwenye vita ya kagera tulienda sehemu tukakamatwa wote askari na maadui wakatuambia chagueni kuuliwa au kubakwa. Mjukuu: Sasa babu wewe ulichagua nn? Babu: Niliuliwa!!!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:17 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jana usiku kuna Jirani yangu..kanitumia text "mambo vipi?"β¦halafu tunakaa nae mtaa mmoja nikaona nikimjibu ni uharibifu wa hela nikaenda kumgongea mlango saa 7 usiku. Alipofungua nikamjibu "shwari"halafu nikarudi nyumbani kulala zangu..
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:33 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Trafik mlevi alisimamisha gari Mama akapaki pembeni akaona trafik anakuja akiwa anayumba! Alipofika akasema, "naomba leseni yako." Mama akasachi mkoba Wake akatoa kioo kidogo cha kujtazama akampatia! Trafik akakiangalia kwa dakika 2 Akasema sasa si ungesema kama wewe ni trafik mwenzangu! Haya nenda Ulevi sio mzuri ππππ
Kilichotokea baada ya mzungu na mbongo kukaa siti moja, bongo wasanii wengi
Mzungu akamdharau sana Mbongo nakujiona anajua kila kitu duniani!,
Akamwambia Mbongo waulizane maswali na Mbongo akishindwa anatoa sh.500 na endapo yeye atashindwa atatoa 100,000/=.
Mzungu akauliza ni nchi ipi ilishindwa kwenye vita kuu ya kwanza ya Dunia?
Mbongo akatoa 500 kuashiria hajui.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:39 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mzungu akamdharau sana Mbongo nakujiona anajua kila kitu duniani!,
Akamwambia Mbongo waulizane maswali na Mbongo akishindwa anatoa sh.500 na endapo yeye atashindwa atatoa 100,000/=.
Mzungu akauliza ni nchi ipi ilishindwa kwenye vita kuu ya kwanza ya Dunia?
Mbongo akatoa 500 kuashiria hajui.
Na yeye akamuuliza Mzungu ni kitu gani kikienda juu kina miguu minne na kikirudi chini kina miguu mitatu?
Mzungu akafikiria akakosa jibu akatoa 100,000/= kuashiria hajui ila akataka kujua, akauliza ni nini hicho?
Mbongo akatoa 500 kuashiria hata yeye hajui!.
SHARE na marafiki kama umemkubali Mbongo kwa ujanja. Lakini unafikiri Mbongo huyu kwa akili hizi atakuwa ametokea mkoa gani!?.