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Angalia hawa wadada walivyoumbuliwa, Huyu kasuku jeuri kweli
Kasuku alisimama mlango wa kuingia supermarket wakapita wanawake watatu akasema nyeupe, nyekundu, kijani. Wale wanawake wakatatizika baada ya mda wakajua ni chupi walizovaa. Wakasema basi kesho tubadilisheni. Siku ya pili wakapita tena kasuku akasema nyeusi, manjano, zambarau.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kasuku alisimama mlango wa kuingia supermarket wakapita wanawake watatu akasema nyeupe, nyekundu, kijani. Wale wanawake wakatatizika baada ya mda wakajua ni chupi walizovaa. Wakasema basi kesho tubadilisheni. Siku ya pili wakapita tena kasuku akasema nyeusi, manjano, zambarau. Loh! Wanawake wakastaajabu sana. Wakasema lazima wamshinde yule kasuku kwa hekima. Wakaambiana basi kesho tusivae chupi tuone kama ni kweli anaona mpaka ndani. Siku ilipowadia wakapita mbele ya kasuku akasema- kipilipili, kipara, rasta…
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:19 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Nimefumaniwa hapa na jamaa ameniambia nitulie tuyamalize kishikaji, yaani nisijali sasa ametoka nje nasikia ananoa kisu nadhani anataka anichinjie kuku!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:36 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
SWALI: Nini maana ya matatizo..?
JIBU: matatizo ni pale unapopewa adhabu na mwanajeshi then akakuruhusu uondoke, lakini ukarukia pikipiki yako halafu ukapayuka..!!!!! Mwanajeshi, wee boya Tu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:55 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Chizi kakaa ukingoni mwa bahari analia kwa masikitiko na huku kakamata kijiko cha chai. Mwezake akamuuliza mbona unalia mwenzangu. Chizi akajibu nimetia vijiko vitatu vya sukari baharini, kila nikionja bado ina chumvi. Mwenzake akacheka sanaaaaaa akamwambia. Hujakoroga!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:50:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
JE WAJUA TANZANIA NI NCHI PEKEE AMBAYO WATU WANAPOANZA KUCHAT huanza kwa kiingereza 'morning' na hupiga stor zote kwa kiswahil mwishon humalizia tena kwa kiingereza ' g9t
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:45:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Et jana usiku mwiz kavunja mlango kwangu akaanza kutafuta kitu kila kona ikabid na mie niamke namuuliza unatafuta nini ananijibu hela ndipo nilipoanza na mie kutafuta nae maana hta hela ya kula Jana sikua nayo alichoka zaid nilipomuliza una uhakika uliweka humu?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:44 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mke: Unampango gani na pasaka hii mmewangu.. Mume: Nitafanya kama yesu.. Mke: Unamaanisha Nini?
Mume: Nitaondoka ijumaa na Kurudi j3.. Mke: Unanishangaza, kama utafanya hivi nami nitafanya kama Maria.. Mume: Unamaanisha Nini? Mke: Nitapata mimba bila ya kuingingiliwa na wewe mume wangu.. Mume: 😳😳😳
