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Huyu mke kwa kupenda hela! Cheki anachomwambia mume wake
Jamaa karudi toka kazini mpole na hana furaha!
MKE; Vipi leo mbona mpole?
MUME; Ofisi yetu imeungua na watu wote waliokuwemo wamekufa.
MKE; Ilikuaje wewe ukapona?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:40 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa karudi toka kazini mpole na hana furaha!
MKE; Vipi leo mbona mpole?
MUME; Ofisi yetu imeungua na watu wote waliokuwemo wamekufa.
MKE; Ilikuaje wewe ukapona?
MUME; Nilikua chooni jirani na ofisi najisaidia.
MKE; Loh maskini, familia zao itakuaje?
MUME; Watalipwa million 100 kila mfiwa.
MKE; KWA HASIRA, Ona sasa na wewe kunya kunya kwako umetukosesha mihela.. Ungeenda kunya akhera.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:58 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
SIFA MBAYAβ¦ Jamaa alikuwa ndani ya daladala Mara simu ikaita alikuwa ni mkewe kwa sifa jamaa akaweka loud speaker ili watu wasikie wanavyopendana. JAMAA;wife Mara hii umenimiss jaman WIFE; kwa nini umekunywa uji wa mtoto?!!! πππππ
Je, hii ni kweli kwa wale wasichana wasiojibu meseji WhatsApp!!!?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:56:10 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Ukiona hivyo ujue ndio hivi
Mwanaume mwenzangu ukiona unamtext msg msichana WhatsApp kaisoma hajajibu, umetuma ya pili kasoma hajajibu, ukatuma ya tatu hajajibu mmmmmhπ¨π¨ hapo ujue mwenzio kaangalia kwenye profile yako, kakagua picha weee mwishoni akajisemea tuΒ "Huyu.mkaka hapana kwa kweli"π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:50 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mzee moja alikuwa kila usiku anapita mbele ya bank anasimama,kisha anapiga honi,akitoka askari mlinzi,anaondoka.Hilo jambo likamkera sana askari mlinzi, askari akawa na mvizia yule mzee wa kichaga ,siku alipokuja tena akamkamata, akamuuliza kwa nini unakuja unapiga honi kisha unakimbia? Mzee akasema: Haki ya mungu babaangu , Nina pesa zangu ktk account hapa bank naogopa usilale usingizi ndo maana kila siku usiku napita kukuangalia kama umelala!! ππππππ
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:50:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
JE WAJUA TANZANIA NI NCHI PEKEE AMBAYO WATU WANAPOANZA KUCHAT huanza kwa kiingereza 'morning' na hupiga stor zote kwa kiswahil mwishon humalizia tena kwa kiingereza ' g9t