Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:24 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Nmeokoa maisha ya mtu asubuhi ya leo huwezi amini.Nmekutana na ombaomba nikamuuliza atajisikiaje nikimpa sh.30,000/-

Akasema ATAKUFA kwa furaha.Nikaondoka bila kumpa ili ASIFE.😃😃😃😃

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:50:48 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

CHEKA KIDOGO
Majambaz waliliteka gar moja lililokua limeshehen abiria
Baada ya abiria kusachiwa na majambaz hao na kukutwa hawana pesa, majambaz wakasema kila m2 atapigwa viboko (bakora) kutokana na namba ya shati alilovaa
Aliyekua hana namba atasalimika
Kaz ikaanza, jamaa alievaa jez ya ROONEY wa Man U akapigwa fimbo 10, mwengine alievaa nguo ya 50cent akapigwa 50, n.k, sasa kwa pemben kulikua na jamaa analia sn yaani kila akijiangalia, kumbe alikua amevaa fulana limeandikwa LOWASA 2015 duuuh! Unajua kilichotokea ngoja niweke cm chaji kwanza.

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:56:35 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Mfalme Sulemani alikuwa na wake 700 na alichepuka(cheated)na vimada 300 . Mpenzi wako/Mume wako unamfumania na kimada mmoja tu ugomvi na amani imapotea ndani ya nyumba,unasimulia kuanzia padri,mchungaji,ukoo wako mzima,mashoga, stress,vidonda vya tumbo,inapelekea mpaka unaokoka,eti kisa kamuonjesha mmoja☝ sasa akionjesha 700 si utakutwa Mirembe�

Wadada acheni HIZO
😂😂😂😂😂😂.

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:58 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Pale unapokuwa umefulia sana…

Mgeni anakutembelea Maskani kwako….Unaamua Kuchukua Ile Sh 600 iliyobaki na kwenda Dukani Kumnunulia Soda Unaondoka na Chupa Mbili Unanunua Fanta Moja kwaajil ya Mgeni na Ile Chupa ya Sprite Unaijaza Maji ili Ukirudi Uweze kumpa Kampani Mgeni……Unafika Seblen Unampa Ile soda ya Fanta Mgeni anakuambia Fanta huwa situmii Nipe hiyo sprite …..Bwana….Bwana. …Bwana….Weee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:33 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Asilimia 76% Ya Wasichana Kila Ukiwatongoza Wanakwambia Wapo In relationship SAWA ATUKATAI…

Asilimia 98% Ya Mamen Wapo SINGLE… HAPA NDIPO HESABU ZANGU ZINAFELI..

Sasa Hawa wadada Wapo in Relationship Na Nan!?.

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:12 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

😎 Jamaa kamuaga mkewe anaenda semina Songea kwa wiki nzima kumbe kahamia kwa demu nyumba ya pili toka kwake. Siku ya 1 kalala asubuhi alipoamka kachungulia kwake kukoje,

Si kamuona jamaa yuko nje ya nyumba yake kavaa taulo lake anapiga mswaki. Akapiga kelele, 'We nani?', Jamaa akajibu, 'Mshikaji mambo ya mjini, mume wa huyu demu kasafiri kaenda Songea mi ndo najivinjari hapa'. Mume kajibu kwa uchungu, Shenzi mkubwa, ngoja nirudi toka Songea nakuua.😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

*Mniache mimi sipendi Ujinga Ujinga 🏃�🏃�🏃�🏃

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:00:07 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Jamaa kamdanganya girlfriend wake kuwa anasomea HOTEL MANAGEMENT. Siku huyo girlfriend akamkuta jamaa anaosha vyombo kwa MAMA NTILIE.

Girlfriend akamuuliza jamaa “beby vipi mbona uko hapa?” Jamaa bila woga akajibu “NIPO FIELD.

Wanaume hatupendi ujinga sisi 😠😠😠

Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:54:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Duh! Maisha

Ile time unawaza baba angekua MO DWEJI baba ako na ye anawaza mwanangu angekua MBWANA SAMMATA

Ni shetani tu anajaribu kucheza na akili zenu
😂😂😂😂

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:38 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Mchaga hata apate kazi bank bado atasema yupo kibaruani.

Acha sasa mhaya apate kazi katka mashine ya kusaga na kukoboa; utaskia i work as a crucial engineer in a monocotyledon finalizing company

😂😂😂

Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:48 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Unapiga kilimo chako unamsomesha girlfriend anafika chuo anakutana na msomi mwenzake anarudi anakwambia unanidai shilingi ngapi..,,?

Hapo ndo utatambua kwann kinyesi hakina mwiba ila ukikanyaga lazima uchechemee..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💤