Best 25 Funny SMS Messages to Spread Laughter 😂📱
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Hey, I heard you wanted to lose some weight. Just remember, the only exercise I do is running out of patience! 🏃♀️🍩
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Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He would stop at nothing to avoid them! 🧮😁
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My dentist told me I need a crown. I said, "I know, right? I've always wanted to be a king or queen!" 👑😃
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I asked my dog if he wanted to hear a joke, but he just gave me a puzzled look. I guess he's more of a "paws" person! 🐶🤷♂️
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I dropped my laptop into the ocean. Now it's a Dell-phin! 🐬💻
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They say money can't buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Lamborghini than in a bicycle! 😭🚗💰
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Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it! 🚧😆
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 🧪🤔
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I went to a seafood disco last night and pulled a mussel! 🦪💃
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My friend said I'll never be as good as a mime. I told him, "No one can talk to you!" 🤐🙄
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My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home! 😁🏠
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I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you!" 👀📚
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I went to buy some camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any! 🙈👖
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me! 🤗💕
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 🧪🤔
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I tried to catch some fog, but I mist! ☁️😅
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My girlfriend said she needed more space, so I locked her outside. She meant on her phone! 📱🌌
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I asked my wife if I was her first love. She replied, "Of course, I've never been in love before!" 💑❤️
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the zoo? They had to let him go because he was a leopard! 🐆🏃♂️
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me! 🤗💕
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My phone battery lasts longer than most of my relationships! 🔋👫😅
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents! 🎪🔥
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me! ⚾️😮
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My friend asked me if I knew any good jokes about sodium. I said, "Na." 🧪😄
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! 💀😂
Spread some laughter and joy with these funny SMS messages! 😄 Remember, a good laugh can brighten anyone's day! 😂💕
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