Short Answer: Because snakes are hiss-terical experts at spotting ssssly tricks! 🐍😜
Short Explanation: Snakes have a keen sense of perception and can detect even the slightest movements or deceptive actions. Their hiss-terical expertise is no match for tricky intentions. So, it's best to steer clear of fooling these slithery creatures, unless you want to end up in a snake's twisted prank! 🙅♂️🐍😂
Sekela (Guest) on January 8, 2017
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Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 8, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 4, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 4, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Mwajabu (Guest) on December 29, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 27, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 22, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Chiku (Guest) on December 15, 2016
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Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 14, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Nyota (Guest) on December 9, 2016
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Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 5, 2016
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Khatib (Guest) on November 26, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Mwinyi (Guest) on November 10, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Rahim (Guest) on October 26, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
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What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
James Kimani (Guest) on October 17, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Wande (Guest) on October 15, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Ali (Guest) on October 6, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Kijakazi (Guest) on October 5, 2016
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Khadija (Guest) on October 3, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 17, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 12, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Tabu (Guest) on September 7, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Hamida (Guest) on September 6, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 6, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Omar (Guest) on September 4, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Kiza (Guest) on August 30, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 23, 2016
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 19, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 10, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 22, 2016
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 21, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 17, 2016
😅 I needed that!
Sarafina (Guest) on July 15, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Mchawi (Guest) on July 14, 2016
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Yusuf (Guest) on July 14, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Hassan (Guest) on July 4, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 29, 2016
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Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 23, 2016
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Nuru (Guest) on May 27, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Fatuma (Guest) on May 23, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Sharifa (Guest) on May 19, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Jamila (Guest) on May 18, 2016
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Latifa (Guest) on May 3, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 2, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Kazija (Guest) on April 27, 2016
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Mwalimu (Guest) on April 27, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Binti (Guest) on March 8, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌