The Chatty Carnation! π¬πΈ It just can't stop petal-ing! πΌπ
Explanation: The Chatty Carnation represents a funny and playful answer to the question. By personifying the flower and giving it a talkative nature, we create an amusing image of a flower that can't help but babble away. The use of the emoji adds to the lightheartedness and cheerfulness of the response.
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 5, 2017
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
Majid (Guest) on February 5, 2017
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 1, 2017
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Issa (Guest) on January 13, 2017
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Hekima (Guest) on January 2, 2017
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 23, 2016
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 12, 2016
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 5, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Bakari (Guest) on November 25, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 24, 2016
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 30, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
John Lissu (Guest) on October 23, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Omar (Guest) on October 19, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Nashon (Guest) on October 9, 2016
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 4, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
Mwakisu (Guest) on October 3, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 30, 2016
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Zulekha (Guest) on September 23, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 23, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Athumani (Guest) on September 21, 2016
π Iβm still laughing!
Ahmed (Guest) on September 20, 2016
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Fadhili (Guest) on September 19, 2016
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 6, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 26, 2016
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 20, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
George Mallya (Guest) on July 31, 2016
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Amani (Guest) on July 30, 2016
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 13, 2016
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Zawadi (Guest) on July 13, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 4, 2016
π€£ Sending this now!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 29, 2016
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Omar (Guest) on June 23, 2016
This joke deserves an award! π
Nashon (Guest) on June 11, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Mwachumu (Guest) on June 2, 2016
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 19, 2016
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 13, 2016
π I had to share this with everyone!
Nasra (Guest) on May 12, 2016
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Nasra (Guest) on May 8, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 5, 2016
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
David Sokoine (Guest) on May 2, 2016
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 30, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Farida (Guest) on April 24, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 23, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Sofia (Guest) on April 22, 2016
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Nchi (Guest) on April 10, 2016
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 3, 2016
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 25, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 21, 2016
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 14, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Mwachumu (Guest) on March 10, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 9, 2016
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Makame (Guest) on March 8, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Nchi (Guest) on March 3, 2016
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 26, 2016
π That punchline!
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 23, 2016
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
Mariam (Guest) on February 22, 2016
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 20, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Amir (Guest) on February 14, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 13, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 13, 2016
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ