Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication?

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 3, 2017

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 21, 2017

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Mchuma (Guest) on February 18, 2017

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

David Nyerere (Guest) on February 16, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 16, 2017

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Kheri (Guest) on February 14, 2017

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 5, 2017

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 5, 2017

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Jafari (Guest) on February 3, 2017

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 12, 2017

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

George Mallya (Guest) on January 4, 2017

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 1, 2017

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 10, 2016

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 7, 2016

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Nahida (Guest) on November 25, 2016

😂 I’m saving this one!

James Mduma (Guest) on November 20, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 18, 2016

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 16, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 15, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Daudi (Guest) on November 12, 2016

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Hassan (Guest) on November 10, 2016

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 2, 2016

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 30, 2016

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 14, 2016

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 13, 2016

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 10, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 10, 2016

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Azima (Guest) on September 24, 2016

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 22, 2016

😄 Nailed it!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 12, 2016

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 9, 2016

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Mwanais (Guest) on September 6, 2016

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 26, 2016

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Kassim (Guest) on August 26, 2016

😆 Still cracking up!

Raha (Guest) on August 20, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 4, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Habiba (Guest) on July 29, 2016

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 23, 2016

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 12, 2016

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Abdillah (Guest) on July 11, 2016

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Mwachumu (Guest) on July 8, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Rahma (Guest) on June 9, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 6, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Biashara (Guest) on June 4, 2016

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 31, 2016

😂 Gotta save this!

John Kamande (Guest) on May 27, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Issa (Guest) on May 24, 2016

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Athumani (Guest) on May 23, 2016

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Fikiri (Guest) on May 23, 2016

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Nassor (Guest) on May 15, 2016

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Abdillah (Guest) on May 8, 2016

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 4, 2016

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Sofia (Guest) on May 1, 2016

😄 You got me good!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 20, 2016

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 20, 2016

🤣 Pure genius!

Kassim (Guest) on April 19, 2016

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Khadija (Guest) on April 17, 2016

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 4, 2016

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Athumani (Guest) on April 1, 2016

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

John Lissu (Guest) on March 18, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣