What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool?

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 6, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 24, 2017

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 22, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Juma (Guest) on May 17, 2017

😂 This is too funny!

Khalifa (Guest) on May 3, 2017

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Ali (Guest) on May 2, 2017

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Kassim (Guest) on May 1, 2017

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 30, 2017

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Khamis (Guest) on April 15, 2017

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Salima (Guest) on April 14, 2017

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 8, 2017

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 5, 2017

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Maneno (Guest) on April 4, 2017

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 3, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 21, 2017

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Sultan (Guest) on March 18, 2017

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Amina (Guest) on March 16, 2017

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Hamida (Guest) on March 10, 2017

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 1, 2017

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 31, 2017

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 24, 2017

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 22, 2017

🤣 Pure genius!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 22, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 16, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Shani (Guest) on January 13, 2017

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 5, 2017

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Mhina (Guest) on January 4, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 22, 2016

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 11, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 9, 2016

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Mgeni (Guest) on December 7, 2016

😂 I’m saving this one!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 4, 2016

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

John Kamande (Guest) on November 27, 2016

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Zakia (Guest) on November 20, 2016

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 16, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Makame (Guest) on November 15, 2016

😂 I’m dying!

Nchi (Guest) on November 2, 2016

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Hekima (Guest) on October 26, 2016

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Wande (Guest) on October 18, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 18, 2016

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Selemani (Guest) on October 16, 2016

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Jamal (Guest) on October 6, 2016

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 27, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Arifa (Guest) on September 27, 2016

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 27, 2016

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 23, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Mjaka (Guest) on September 21, 2016

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 28, 2016

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Hamida (Guest) on August 26, 2016

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 26, 2016

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Zubeida (Guest) on August 20, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 6, 2016

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 27, 2016

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

John Malisa (Guest) on June 29, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Jamal (Guest) on June 20, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mwakisu (Guest) on June 13, 2016

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 10, 2016

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 29, 2016

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 27, 2016

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Biashara (Guest) on May 16, 2016

😆 That punchline was epic!