A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! ππ
Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 28, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Furaha (Guest) on April 26, 2017
π What a joke!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 16, 2017
π Added to my favorites!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 4, 2017
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 27, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Rahim (Guest) on February 18, 2017
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
Umi (Guest) on February 14, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
Biashara (Guest) on February 12, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
Fatuma (Guest) on February 8, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 2, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
James Malima (Guest) on February 2, 2017
π You got me good!
Rahim (Guest) on February 1, 2017
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 27, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
Zulekha (Guest) on January 26, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 22, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 11, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Tabu (Guest) on January 9, 2017
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 6, 2017
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Mashaka (Guest) on January 5, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
David Nyerere (Guest) on January 5, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Hassan (Guest) on December 31, 2016
π Instant mood boost!
Azima (Guest) on December 31, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Raha (Guest) on December 12, 2016
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Sumaya (Guest) on December 10, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 26, 2016
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 25, 2016
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 22, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Hekima (Guest) on November 19, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Mariam (Guest) on November 16, 2016
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 15, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 11, 2016
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
Shabani (Guest) on October 26, 2016
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
Baridi (Guest) on October 23, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Shani (Guest) on October 20, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 19, 2016
π This one really got me!
Chiku (Guest) on October 18, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 5, 2016
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 26, 2016
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 25, 2016
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 7, 2016
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
James Mduma (Guest) on September 4, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Mashaka (Guest) on August 19, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! π
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 3, 2016
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 31, 2016
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 25, 2016
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 24, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 17, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 14, 2016
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 9, 2016
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 1, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 25, 2016
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Aziza (Guest) on June 25, 2016
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 24, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
Aziza (Guest) on June 8, 2016
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Mwafirika (Guest) on June 2, 2016
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Majid (Guest) on May 30, 2016
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Grace Minja (Guest) on April 29, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
Shani (Guest) on April 23, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 7, 2016
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 6, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π