What do you call two birds in love?

Jaffar (Guest) on April 23, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Maneno (Guest) on April 15, 2017

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 11, 2017

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Daudi (Guest) on April 6, 2017

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Nuru (Guest) on March 18, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 17, 2017

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 24, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

James Kawawa (Guest) on February 16, 2017

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 15, 2017

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 12, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Maulid (Guest) on February 11, 2017

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 7, 2017

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Aziza (Guest) on January 27, 2017

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Hawa (Guest) on January 18, 2017

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Rabia (Guest) on December 13, 2016

😂 This joke just made my day!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 10, 2016

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Rukia (Guest) on December 8, 2016

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 3, 2016

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 3, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 27, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 18, 2016

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 13, 2016

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 1, 2016

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

David Musyoka (Guest) on October 31, 2016

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 30, 2016

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 28, 2016

🤣 Pure genius!

George Tenga (Guest) on October 26, 2016

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 22, 2016

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 17, 2016

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Victor Malima (Guest) on October 12, 2016

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

John Mushi (Guest) on September 30, 2016

😆 That punchline was epic!

George Wanjala (Guest) on September 23, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Issa (Guest) on September 20, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Ali (Guest) on September 12, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Maimuna (Guest) on August 24, 2016

😁 Added to my favorites!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 5, 2016

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 29, 2016

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 23, 2016

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 19, 2016

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Farida (Guest) on July 17, 2016

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Khamis (Guest) on July 1, 2016

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Makame (Guest) on June 27, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Binti (Guest) on June 25, 2016

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 13, 2016

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 9, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Issa (Guest) on June 6, 2016

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Mashaka (Guest) on May 25, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 23, 2016

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 23, 2016

🤣 Sending this now!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 20, 2016

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 20, 2016

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 17, 2016

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Bakari (Guest) on May 3, 2016

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Habiba (Guest) on April 29, 2016

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 21, 2016

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 10, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Abdillah (Guest) on April 8, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Mwanais (Guest) on April 6, 2016

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Fadhili (Guest) on March 31, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 23, 2016

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎