Q: What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? A: A "mind-boggling genius" emoji
Explanation: You call them a "mind-boggling genius" because even without a physical body, they still manage to impart knowledge and teach with their incredible brainpower! 🧠💡 Despite their lack of limbs, they've found a way to defy the odds and inspire students. They're simply extraordinary! 😄🎉
Wande (Guest) on February 17, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Raha (Guest) on February 17, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Nuru (Guest) on February 8, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 7, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 1, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 26, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 14, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 9, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 4, 2017
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 1, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 16, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Azima (Guest) on December 7, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 5, 2016
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 1, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Zulekha (Guest) on November 25, 2016
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 25, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 23, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Baraka (Guest) on November 21, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Mwagonda (Guest) on November 20, 2016
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Zubeida (Guest) on November 19, 2016
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 13, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Fadhili (Guest) on November 7, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Frank Macha (Guest) on October 21, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Hashim (Guest) on October 17, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 17, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 6, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Josephine (Guest) on October 6, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 23, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 19, 2016
😂 This is a keeper!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 18, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Victor Malima (Guest) on September 15, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 14, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
John Lissu (Guest) on September 12, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Nashon (Guest) on September 3, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Mwafirika (Guest) on August 31, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
James Kimani (Guest) on August 18, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 17, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Khatib (Guest) on August 17, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 16, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 15, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 9, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Safiya (Guest) on July 31, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 24, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Rehema (Guest) on July 19, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 12, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
David Musyoka (Guest) on July 1, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Nashon (Guest) on June 27, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 22, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 10, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 8, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Salima (Guest) on June 6, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Robert Okello (Guest) on June 3, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Chum (Guest) on May 19, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 15, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
David Nyerere (Guest) on May 2, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 30, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Amir (Guest) on April 22, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Farida (Guest) on April 17, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Hawa (Guest) on April 15, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Jafari (Guest) on April 14, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️