What did the dinner plate say to the cup?

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 23, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 21, 2017

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 19, 2017

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Farida (Guest) on January 16, 2017

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 5, 2017

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 2, 2017

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 28, 2016

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 27, 2016

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Mwagonda (Guest) on December 24, 2016

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 23, 2016

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 23, 2016

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 17, 2016

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 5, 2016

😁 Best laugh of the day!

John Mwangi (Guest) on December 4, 2016

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Halimah (Guest) on November 16, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Mchuma (Guest) on November 15, 2016

😂 This joke just made my day!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 28, 2016

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Saidi (Guest) on October 27, 2016

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 25, 2016

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 25, 2016

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

George Tenga (Guest) on October 14, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 14, 2016

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 12, 2016

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 5, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 5, 2016

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Ann Awino (Guest) on September 27, 2016

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Mwafirika (Guest) on September 18, 2016

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Maida (Guest) on September 14, 2016

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

David Musyoka (Guest) on September 8, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Rashid (Guest) on September 8, 2016

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Khamis (Guest) on September 5, 2016

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 1, 2016

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 1, 2016

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Ali (Guest) on August 29, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 22, 2016

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 14, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Tabu (Guest) on August 10, 2016

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 6, 2016

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Fikiri (Guest) on August 5, 2016

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Mzee (Guest) on July 30, 2016

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 29, 2016

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 20, 2016

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 13, 2016

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Saidi (Guest) on July 13, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 19, 2016

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 26, 2016

😄 Nailed it!

John Kamande (Guest) on May 23, 2016

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 19, 2016

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Mchuma (Guest) on May 17, 2016

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 16, 2016

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Ali (Guest) on May 11, 2016

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Husna (Guest) on May 5, 2016

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 3, 2016

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 29, 2016

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 23, 2016

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 12, 2016

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Jaffar (Guest) on April 6, 2016

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 21, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Mariam (Guest) on March 16, 2016

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Shamsa (Guest) on March 15, 2016

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂