Short Answer: "Hey, fungi, you're a fun-guy!"
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun between "fungi" (referring to mushrooms) and "fun-guy" (a play on words to mean a person who is fun). The carrot is using wordplay to make a funny comment to the mushroom, suggesting that it is a fun and enjoyable companion. The use of the emoji ๐ adds to the cheerful and playful tone of the response.
Abubakar (Guest) on December 30, 2016
๐ Bookmarking this!
Rahma (Guest) on December 26, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Nahida (Guest) on December 21, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 18, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 18, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 17, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 14, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Shabani (Guest) on December 11, 2016
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 11, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Umi (Guest) on December 10, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 6, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Hassan (Guest) on November 27, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 26, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Abdullah (Guest) on November 26, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Hassan (Guest) on November 25, 2016
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 20, 2016
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Amir (Guest) on November 16, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Zakia (Guest) on November 14, 2016
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Yahya (Guest) on October 29, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Mjaka (Guest) on October 23, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Mzee (Guest) on October 14, 2016
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on October 14, 2016
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Rashid (Guest) on October 4, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 20, 2016
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Bahati (Guest) on September 8, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 2, 2016
๐ That punchline was epic!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 15, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 7, 2016
๐ Too good!
David Ochieng (Guest) on August 5, 2016
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 25, 2016
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 24, 2016
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Shukuru (Guest) on July 24, 2016
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Halimah (Guest) on July 17, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 14, 2016
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 2, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 28, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Baridi (Guest) on June 25, 2016
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 16, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Khadija (Guest) on June 15, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 10, 2016
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 2, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Abubakar (Guest) on June 1, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Shukuru (Guest) on May 18, 2016
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 17, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 13, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Majid (Guest) on May 3, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 30, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 28, 2016
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 27, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 26, 2016
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Sharifa (Guest) on April 24, 2016
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Sultan (Guest) on April 20, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Sofia (Guest) on April 6, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 1, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 30, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 29, 2016
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 1, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 27, 2016
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Shukuru (Guest) on February 24, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Yusra (Guest) on February 16, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐