Short Answer: "You can count on me for love, Valentine!"
Explanation: The calculator said this to express its commitment to the other calculator on Valentine's Day, using a play on words with "counting." The phrase "You can count on me" is often used to reassure someone of one's trustworthiness, but in this case, the calculator adds a twist by referring to its primary function of counting. The use of the word "love" implies affection, humorously suggesting that even calculators can have a romantic side. The cheerful tone and the emoji help enhance the lightheartedness of the response.
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 26, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Safiya (Guest) on March 21, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 21, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Mwafirika (Guest) on March 17, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 7, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Mashaka (Guest) on March 3, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 28, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 21, 2017
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 20, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 19, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Khalifa (Guest) on February 19, 2017
😄 What a joke!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 14, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Faiza (Guest) on January 17, 2017
🤣 This one got me good!
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 7, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Jamila (Guest) on January 6, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 31, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 18, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Chiku (Guest) on December 10, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 24, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 21, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 20, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Issack (Guest) on October 28, 2016
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 27, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Asha (Guest) on October 15, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Kahina (Guest) on October 14, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Jafari (Guest) on October 10, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 9, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Fikiri (Guest) on September 29, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 23, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Mashaka (Guest) on September 21, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Juma (Guest) on September 20, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 18, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 14, 2016
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 14, 2016
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Fadhila (Guest) on July 11, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 27, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 26, 2016
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Jafari (Guest) on June 24, 2016
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 18, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 18, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 4, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 31, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 19, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 19, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 17, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 15, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Nchi (Guest) on May 3, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Biashara (Guest) on May 3, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 30, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
David Kawawa (Guest) on April 26, 2016
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 16, 2016
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Zawadi (Guest) on April 4, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Nashon (Guest) on March 25, 2016
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 20, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Furaha (Guest) on March 17, 2016
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 14, 2016
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 1, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 22, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
George Ndungu (Guest) on February 14, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Rahma (Guest) on February 9, 2016
😂 This is too funny!