How did the hairdresser win the race?

Fadhili (Guest) on January 16, 2017

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Jabir (Guest) on January 13, 2017

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 11, 2017

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 7, 2017

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 29, 2016

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 29, 2016

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 24, 2016

😆 Bookmarking this!

Zawadi (Guest) on December 22, 2016

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Josephine (Guest) on December 20, 2016

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 16, 2016

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 3, 2016

🤣 This joke is too good!

Mwanais (Guest) on December 3, 2016

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 27, 2016

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 22, 2016

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Issack (Guest) on November 20, 2016

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Robert Okello (Guest) on November 13, 2016

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Maulid (Guest) on November 1, 2016

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

James Kimani (Guest) on October 28, 2016

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

James Kimani (Guest) on October 28, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 24, 2016

😁 Added to my favorites!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 29, 2016

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 26, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Mhina (Guest) on September 14, 2016

😂 I’m dying!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 10, 2016

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Biashara (Guest) on September 5, 2016

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Shamsa (Guest) on September 4, 2016

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 30, 2016

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 26, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 3, 2016

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 30, 2016

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 24, 2016

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 20, 2016

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 12, 2016

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 4, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Raha (Guest) on June 23, 2016

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 21, 2016

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 18, 2016

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Hekima (Guest) on June 8, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 7, 2016

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Mwalimu (Guest) on June 5, 2016

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 4, 2016

😆 Totally hilarious!

Zuhura (Guest) on June 1, 2016

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Zakaria (Guest) on May 31, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 25, 2016

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Halimah (Guest) on May 17, 2016

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Saidi (Guest) on May 15, 2016

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 3, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Rahim (Guest) on April 21, 2016

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Rehema (Guest) on April 20, 2016

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 19, 2016

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 16, 2016

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 13, 2016

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 9, 2016

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Rashid (Guest) on April 6, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 19, 2016

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 15, 2016

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 13, 2016

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Omari (Guest) on March 11, 2016

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Daudi (Guest) on March 10, 2016

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Latifa (Guest) on March 10, 2016

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣