Short Answer: Because they swim in schools! 🐠🧠
Explanation: Fish are known to swim in schools, which means they swim together in large numbers. This can be interpreted as them being "smart" because they understand the power of teamwork and collaboration. Just like smart students who learn better when studying in groups, fish become intelligent by swimming in schools! 🏫🐟 It's a funny way to look at their behavior and appreciate their social skills!
Biashara (Guest) on February 28, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
Nashon (Guest) on February 9, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 8, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 6, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 31, 2018
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Yusuf (Guest) on January 5, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Josephine (Guest) on December 30, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 14, 2017
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Jabir (Guest) on December 10, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Mariam (Guest) on December 6, 2017
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Mohamed (Guest) on December 1, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 25, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Shukuru (Guest) on November 25, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 24, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 13, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 6, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Shamim (Guest) on November 2, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 9, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Jabir (Guest) on October 8, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Rehema (Guest) on October 8, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Frank Macha (Guest) on October 1, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Nashon (Guest) on September 29, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Kijakazi (Guest) on September 20, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Zainab (Guest) on September 12, 2017
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 12, 2017
😄 You got me!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 10, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 6, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Mchawi (Guest) on September 2, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 23, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Chiku (Guest) on August 15, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 14, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 8, 2017
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 4, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Maulid (Guest) on August 3, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Zakia (Guest) on July 28, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 15, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Shukuru (Guest) on July 13, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 2, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 30, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Yusuf (Guest) on June 21, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Sofia (Guest) on June 17, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Jamila (Guest) on June 15, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 13, 2017
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 12, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Maimuna (Guest) on June 5, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 30, 2017
😁 This just made my day!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 25, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 24, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Mtumwa (Guest) on April 26, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 24, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 21, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 21, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 20, 2017
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Athumani (Guest) on April 14, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 9, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 23, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 19, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 7, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Mchuma (Guest) on March 3, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
Irene Makena (Guest) on March 1, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!