Short answer: Because it didn't want to be baked into a "smart cookie"! πͺπ
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of the oven not wanting to become a "smart cookie" by going to college. It suggests that the oven is already "smart" in terms of its functionality, so it doesn't need to pursue higher education. The use of the cookie emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Abdullah (Guest) on May 25, 2018
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Maimuna (Guest) on May 25, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 23, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 23, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
Rubea (Guest) on May 12, 2018
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 6, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 24, 2018
π Gotta save this!
Raha (Guest) on April 20, 2018
π Still cracking up!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 15, 2018
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 10, 2018
π Added to my favorites!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 4, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Chiku (Guest) on April 3, 2018
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Shani (Guest) on March 30, 2018
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
Binti (Guest) on March 23, 2018
π Iβm dying over here!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 24, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Sumaya (Guest) on February 16, 2018
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 27, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Zawadi (Guest) on January 24, 2018
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Sarafina (Guest) on January 21, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Baraka (Guest) on January 20, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Khatib (Guest) on January 10, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 9, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 7, 2018
π Laughing so hard right now!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 5, 2018
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 2, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 1, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 1, 2018
π You got me!
Zakia (Guest) on December 30, 2017
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Mariam (Guest) on December 30, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 26, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Rabia (Guest) on December 22, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Mchuma (Guest) on December 4, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Halimah (Guest) on November 25, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 19, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 2, 2017
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 30, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
George Tenga (Guest) on October 29, 2017
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Maida (Guest) on October 27, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 18, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Anna Malela (Guest) on October 16, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Jabir (Guest) on October 6, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 30, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 15, 2017
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 9, 2017
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Fatuma (Guest) on September 3, 2017
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 27, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 25, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
Mzee (Guest) on August 24, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 20, 2017
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 14, 2017
π This is a keeper!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 8, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 23, 2017
π I had to share this with everyone!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 17, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 12, 2017
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 29, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Azima (Guest) on June 26, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
Kazija (Guest) on June 19, 2017
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 15, 2017
π This just made my day!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 9, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
David Chacha (Guest) on June 4, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π