Short Answer: Because they have no organs to rock out with! ๐ต๐
Explanation: Skeletons are made up of bones and do not have any internal organs like a heart or lungs that are needed to produce sound. Without these organs, they are unable to play musical instruments or sing. Hence, they are the ultimate silent band members! ๐ธ๐ฅ๐ค
Chiku (Guest) on October 29, 2017
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
James Mduma (Guest) on October 10, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 4, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 21, 2017
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Abubakari (Guest) on September 21, 2017
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 9, 2017
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 6, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Jafari (Guest) on August 31, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Mazrui (Guest) on August 28, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 27, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 21, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Umi (Guest) on August 20, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 16, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 12, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Shamim (Guest) on August 5, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Mjaka (Guest) on July 22, 2017
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 18, 2017
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
George Wanjala (Guest) on July 9, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 7, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Nyota (Guest) on July 4, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Biashara (Guest) on June 27, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 24, 2017
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Jamila (Guest) on June 24, 2017
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Rehema (Guest) on June 10, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 6, 2017
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
David Sokoine (Guest) on June 6, 2017
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 2, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 22, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 17, 2017
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 3, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 27, 2017
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 25, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 24, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 20, 2017
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 15, 2017
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
David Sokoine (Guest) on April 14, 2017
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 14, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Kiza (Guest) on April 12, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Binti (Guest) on April 7, 2017
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 6, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Abdullah (Guest) on April 4, 2017
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Robert Okello (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
John Mushi (Guest) on March 20, 2017
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
John Lissu (Guest) on March 17, 2017
๐ So funny!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 10, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 1, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
David Sokoine (Guest) on February 20, 2017
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 19, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 11, 2017
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Salma (Guest) on February 10, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Mwagonda (Guest) on February 10, 2017
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 1, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Zubeida (Guest) on January 30, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Mashaka (Guest) on January 24, 2017
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Shamim (Guest) on January 18, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Mustafa (Guest) on December 29, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Omar (Guest) on December 25, 2016
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Binti (Guest) on December 24, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Salma (Guest) on December 16, 2016
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 13, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐