The best dance partner for monsters is "Boogie-monster!" 🕺💃
Explanation: The boogie-monster is the ultimate dancing expert of the monster world! With its funky moves and groovy vibes, it can make any dance floor come alive. So, if you ever need a partner to bust a move with, look no further than the boogie-monster! 🎉🎶
Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 7, 2018
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Arifa (Guest) on April 6, 2018
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Arifa (Guest) on March 28, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
John Lissu (Guest) on March 28, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
George Wanjala (Guest) on March 26, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 24, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 16, 2018
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Yusuf (Guest) on March 5, 2018
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 19, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Mwalimu (Guest) on February 18, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 17, 2018
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 7, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 3, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Nassor (Guest) on January 24, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
James Mduma (Guest) on January 21, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Ndoto (Guest) on January 17, 2018
🤣 This one’s fire!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 9, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 7, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 31, 2017
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Kazija (Guest) on December 30, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Amir (Guest) on December 27, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Saidi (Guest) on December 12, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 10, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Yusuf (Guest) on December 4, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 3, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Rahim (Guest) on November 24, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 15, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 5, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 4, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
John Lissu (Guest) on October 28, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 22, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Nchi (Guest) on October 10, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 27, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 21, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Kiza (Guest) on September 21, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Asha (Guest) on September 17, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 16, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Shani (Guest) on September 8, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Amir (Guest) on September 4, 2017
😄 Too good!
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 30, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 25, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 20, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Salma (Guest) on August 14, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Mohamed (Guest) on August 8, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
John Kamande (Guest) on August 2, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 25, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 5, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 27, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 23, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
Omar (Guest) on June 14, 2017
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 12, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 10, 2017
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Sekela (Guest) on June 7, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 31, 2017
🤣 This one got me good!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 29, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Jaffar (Guest) on May 29, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 27, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Bahati (Guest) on May 26, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 16, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Athumani (Guest) on May 12, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖