In the "snow" bank! βοΈπ°
Explanation: Polar bears keep their money in a "snow" bank since they live in icy cold regions covered in snow. The play on words between a "snow" bank and a regular bank adds a humorous twist to the question. The βοΈ emoji adds a touch of cheerfulness to the answer.
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 14, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 4, 2018
π This just made my day!
Selemani (Guest) on January 31, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
Mtumwa (Guest) on January 31, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 28, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 25, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Abubakari (Guest) on January 25, 2018
π Perfect joke!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 15, 2018
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Zuhura (Guest) on January 11, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π π
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 6, 2018
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 29, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 23, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Halima (Guest) on December 20, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
Amina (Guest) on December 17, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Sumaya (Guest) on December 14, 2017
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 5, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Shamsa (Guest) on November 29, 2017
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Mwajabu (Guest) on November 27, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Mwajuma (Guest) on November 26, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
Jabir (Guest) on November 19, 2017
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
Mtumwa (Guest) on October 28, 2017
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Kiza (Guest) on October 20, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
Nassor (Guest) on October 14, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 5, 2017
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 5, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 2, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 2, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 23, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 22, 2017
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Yusuf (Guest) on September 9, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 23, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 14, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 8, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 8, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 1, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Kijakazi (Guest) on July 14, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 11, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 10, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Mwanais (Guest) on July 8, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 4, 2017
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Halima (Guest) on July 4, 2017
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 30, 2017
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
Kijakazi (Guest) on June 11, 2017
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 6, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 4, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
Victor Malima (Guest) on June 1, 2017
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 25, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
Safiya (Guest) on May 24, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 19, 2017
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 13, 2017
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
Mohamed (Guest) on May 3, 2017
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Shabani (Guest) on May 2, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Mzee (Guest) on May 1, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 18, 2017
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 15, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Ndoto (Guest) on April 9, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 7, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 2, 2017
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 17, 2017
π Best laugh of the day!
Leila (Guest) on March 16, 2017
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ