The smartest insect around is the π Smarty Pants! π©π€
Explanation: The answer to this question is a play on words, using the term "smarty pants" which is often used to describe someone who is extremely intelligent or clever. By attributing this to a tiny ant, it creates a funny image of an insect wearing a pair of pants and being exceptionally smart. The use of emojis adds to the light-hearted and cheerful tone of the response.
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 14, 2017
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 11, 2017
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Mchuma (Guest) on November 11, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 24, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
Irene Makena (Guest) on October 16, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Nyota (Guest) on October 10, 2017
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
Selemani (Guest) on October 6, 2017
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 1, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 30, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 26, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Maulid (Guest) on September 26, 2017
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Habiba (Guest) on September 15, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
Jamila (Guest) on September 12, 2017
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Halimah (Guest) on September 8, 2017
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 7, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
Khadija (Guest) on August 29, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Muslima (Guest) on August 22, 2017
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Wande (Guest) on August 8, 2017
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Umi (Guest) on August 2, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 28, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Issa (Guest) on July 24, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. π’π»
Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 23, 2017
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Warda (Guest) on July 17, 2017
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 13, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
Tabu (Guest) on July 13, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
Jabir (Guest) on July 11, 2017
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 9, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Majid (Guest) on July 5, 2017
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 17, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 12, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Furaha (Guest) on June 6, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 29, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Jaffar (Guest) on May 27, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 26, 2017
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 17, 2017
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 15, 2017
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Hassan (Guest) on May 14, 2017
π What a joke!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 4, 2017
π Gotta save this!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 30, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 26, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 22, 2017
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
Hassan (Guest) on April 19, 2017
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 16, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Yahya (Guest) on April 11, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Masika (Guest) on April 6, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Chiku (Guest) on April 4, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Salima (Guest) on March 27, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 20, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 20, 2017
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 18, 2017
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Athumani (Guest) on March 16, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Sarafina (Guest) on March 2, 2017
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
George Tenga (Guest) on February 22, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Athumani (Guest) on February 20, 2017
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 30, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 30, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 29, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Nahida (Guest) on January 28, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
David Musyoka (Guest) on January 23, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ