What’s the smartest insect around?

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 14, 2017

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 11, 2017

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Mchuma (Guest) on November 11, 2017

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 24, 2017

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Irene Makena (Guest) on October 16, 2017

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Nyota (Guest) on October 10, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Selemani (Guest) on October 6, 2017

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 1, 2017

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 30, 2017

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 26, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Maulid (Guest) on September 26, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Habiba (Guest) on September 15, 2017

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Jamila (Guest) on September 12, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Halimah (Guest) on September 8, 2017

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 7, 2017

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Khadija (Guest) on August 29, 2017

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Muslima (Guest) on August 22, 2017

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Wande (Guest) on August 8, 2017

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Umi (Guest) on August 2, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 28, 2017

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Issa (Guest) on July 24, 2017

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 23, 2017

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Warda (Guest) on July 17, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 13, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Tabu (Guest) on July 13, 2017

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Jabir (Guest) on July 11, 2017

🤣 This one’s fire!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 9, 2017

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Majid (Guest) on July 5, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 17, 2017

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 12, 2017

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Furaha (Guest) on June 6, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 29, 2017

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Jaffar (Guest) on May 27, 2017

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 26, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 17, 2017

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 15, 2017

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Hassan (Guest) on May 14, 2017

😄 What a joke!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 4, 2017

😂 Gotta save this!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 30, 2017

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 26, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 22, 2017

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Hassan (Guest) on April 19, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 16, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Yahya (Guest) on April 11, 2017

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Masika (Guest) on April 6, 2017

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Chiku (Guest) on April 4, 2017

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 1, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Salima (Guest) on March 27, 2017

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 20, 2017

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 20, 2017

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 18, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Athumani (Guest) on March 16, 2017

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Sarafina (Guest) on March 2, 2017

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

George Tenga (Guest) on February 22, 2017

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Athumani (Guest) on February 20, 2017

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 30, 2017

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 30, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 29, 2017

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Nahida (Guest) on January 28, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

David Musyoka (Guest) on January 23, 2017

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆