Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 10, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Binti (Guest) on December 5, 2017

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 26, 2017

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 17, 2017

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 16, 2017

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Zakia (Guest) on November 13, 2017

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 6, 2017

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Fadhila (Guest) on October 29, 2017

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 27, 2017

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Amina (Guest) on October 22, 2017

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Wande (Guest) on October 15, 2017

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Ndoto (Guest) on October 13, 2017

😁 Added to my favorites!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 8, 2017

😂 This is a keeper!

Rehema (Guest) on September 26, 2017

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 22, 2017

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Jaffar (Guest) on September 20, 2017

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 13, 2017

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 11, 2017

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Arifa (Guest) on September 10, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 8, 2017

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 7, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Amani (Guest) on September 3, 2017

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 2, 2017

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Shamim (Guest) on September 1, 2017

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 19, 2017

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 18, 2017

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Sarafina (Guest) on August 18, 2017

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 7, 2017

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Jafari (Guest) on July 29, 2017

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Mhina (Guest) on July 16, 2017

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 4, 2017

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Leila (Guest) on June 13, 2017

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 10, 2017

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Baraka (Guest) on June 3, 2017

😆 Totally hilarious!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 31, 2017

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 26, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 1, 2017

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 29, 2017

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 27, 2017

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Yusuf (Guest) on April 20, 2017

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 16, 2017

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Nuru (Guest) on April 15, 2017

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Mchuma (Guest) on April 12, 2017

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

George Mallya (Guest) on April 2, 2017

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 30, 2017

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 15, 2017

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Zubeida (Guest) on March 14, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 12, 2017

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 5, 2017

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Amina (Guest) on March 4, 2017

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Sekela (Guest) on March 3, 2017

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 2, 2017

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Ali (Guest) on March 2, 2017

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 24, 2017

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 21, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 15, 2017

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Rabia (Guest) on February 12, 2017

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 6, 2017

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 28, 2017

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 27, 2017

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬