A ghost's favorite room in the house is π»the living room!π» Explanation: Because ghosts are "living" in the afterlife, their favorite room would naturally be the living room! Plus, it's a play on words that adds a fun and lighthearted twist to the spooky nature of ghosts. So, whenever you hear strange noises or feel a chill in the living room, it's just your ghostly friends having a ghostly good time! ππ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 15, 2017
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 14, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
Hassan (Guest) on December 7, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Arifa (Guest) on December 5, 2017
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
Yahya (Guest) on November 25, 2017
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 15, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 11, 2017
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 8, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Sarafina (Guest) on October 31, 2017
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 26, 2017
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 14, 2017
π Canβt wait to share this!
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 13, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
Jaffar (Guest) on October 11, 2017
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 11, 2017
This joke deserves an award! π
John Lissu (Guest) on September 5, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
George Mallya (Guest) on September 5, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 25, 2017
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 7, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 31, 2017
π€£ This oneβs fire!
George Tenga (Guest) on July 26, 2017
π This is too funny!
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 25, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Khalifa (Guest) on July 20, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Omari (Guest) on July 19, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 11, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 4, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 2, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
George Wanjala (Guest) on June 25, 2017
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Masika (Guest) on June 19, 2017
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
Mwinyi (Guest) on June 16, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 10, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Abubakari (Guest) on June 2, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 21, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Tambwe (Guest) on May 19, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 13, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Bahati (Guest) on May 6, 2017
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Zuhura (Guest) on May 3, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 1, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 25, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 24, 2017
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 17, 2017
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 15, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 13, 2017
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
Kazija (Guest) on April 7, 2017
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Farida (Guest) on April 1, 2017
π Gotta save this!
Kazija (Guest) on March 28, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
Mhina (Guest) on March 24, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 23, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Azima (Guest) on March 23, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Halima (Guest) on March 18, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Baridi (Guest) on March 15, 2017
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Jaffar (Guest) on March 13, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 8, 2017
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Mwagonda (Guest) on March 6, 2017
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 2, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 27, 2017
π Laughing so hard right now!
Nassar (Guest) on January 18, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 4, 2017
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Sultan (Guest) on January 3, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 2, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Halima (Guest) on December 28, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ