Question: What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
Answer: Boo-berries! 👻🫐
Explanation: Ghosts are often associated with saying "boo!" to scare people, and berries are a type of fruit. By combining these two elements, we create a pun on the word "blueberries" to form "boo-berries." It's a playful and creative way to associate ghosts with their favorite fruit, and the ghost emoji adds a fun touch to the answer!
James Mduma (Guest) on December 7, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 6, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Mazrui (Guest) on November 27, 2017
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 24, 2017
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Binti (Guest) on November 23, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Issack (Guest) on November 21, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 19, 2017
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
James Kawawa (Guest) on November 18, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
John Mwangi (Guest) on November 16, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 15, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on October 28, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Mwalimu (Guest) on October 17, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Shani (Guest) on October 16, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Kheri (Guest) on September 16, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 9, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Sekela (Guest) on September 9, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
David Sokoine (Guest) on September 4, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 2, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Yahya (Guest) on August 23, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 21, 2017
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Jamila (Guest) on August 19, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Issa (Guest) on August 14, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Shukuru (Guest) on August 5, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 3, 2017
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Zuhura (Guest) on July 30, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 28, 2017
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 18, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 17, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 9, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
Baridi (Guest) on July 3, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Juma (Guest) on July 2, 2017
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 1, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 30, 2017
😄 You got me!
Omari (Guest) on June 30, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 29, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 28, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 26, 2017
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 6, 2017
😅 I needed that!
Hashim (Guest) on May 29, 2017
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Selemani (Guest) on May 27, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 25, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 21, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Mwinyi (Guest) on May 12, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 10, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 3, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Leila (Guest) on April 22, 2017
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Mohamed (Guest) on April 10, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Mwanais (Guest) on April 10, 2017
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Amani (Guest) on April 5, 2017
😄 Too good!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 5, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 2, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
John Kamande (Guest) on March 30, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 29, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Shani (Guest) on March 25, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 22, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 19, 2017
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Juma (Guest) on March 17, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 10, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 23, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Mwagonda (Guest) on February 20, 2017
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄