Question: What's a frog's favorite game?
Answer: Croak-et! 🐸⛳️
Explanation: A play on words, combining the word "croak" (the sound a frog makes) with the game of "croquet." The answer suggests that frogs love playing a fun version of croquet called "Croak-et," where they can show off their hopping skills on the golf course. The use of the frog emoji adds to the humor and charm of the answer.
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😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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