What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 16, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 25, 2017

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 13, 2017

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 11, 2017

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 6, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 17, 2017

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 4, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Sofia (Guest) on October 19, 2017

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Selemani (Guest) on October 19, 2017

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Nassar (Guest) on October 18, 2017

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Mzee (Guest) on October 14, 2017

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 8, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

John Mwangi (Guest) on October 2, 2017

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 30, 2017

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 22, 2017

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Kahina (Guest) on September 19, 2017

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 7, 2017

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Issa (Guest) on September 4, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 26, 2017

🤣 This one’s fire!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 25, 2017

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 28, 2017

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 26, 2017

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

George Mallya (Guest) on July 21, 2017

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Omar (Guest) on July 19, 2017

😂 This joke just made my day!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 17, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 12, 2017

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 8, 2017

😄 What a joke!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 6, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Tambwe (Guest) on July 1, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 27, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Shabani (Guest) on June 24, 2017

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Hashim (Guest) on June 17, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Sharifa (Guest) on June 14, 2017

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 12, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Rashid (Guest) on June 1, 2017

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 29, 2017

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 29, 2017

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Omar (Guest) on May 27, 2017

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Khadija (Guest) on May 18, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Asha (Guest) on May 16, 2017

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Shabani (Guest) on May 14, 2017

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Daudi (Guest) on May 10, 2017

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Mwanais (Guest) on May 10, 2017

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Rukia (Guest) on May 9, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mhina (Guest) on April 20, 2017

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Josephine (Guest) on April 7, 2017

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 27, 2017

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Zainab (Guest) on March 12, 2017

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Rabia (Guest) on March 3, 2017

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Leila (Guest) on February 25, 2017

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Zulekha (Guest) on February 16, 2017

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

George Wanjala (Guest) on February 13, 2017

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Hekima (Guest) on February 1, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 28, 2017

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 28, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Frank Macha (Guest) on January 26, 2017

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Latifa (Guest) on January 22, 2017

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Nashon (Guest) on January 20, 2017

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 9, 2017

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 26, 2016

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏