What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? A nervous wreck! 🙈
Explanation: This answer plays with the phrase "nervous wreck," which typically means someone who is extremely anxious or worried. By adding a touch of wordplay, we imagine a literal shipwreck at the bottom of the ocean that is feeling nervous. Using the emoji 🙈 adds a fun and lighthearted touch, as if the nervous wreck is hiding from its worries. Overall, the answer combines humor, imagination, and a pun to create a cheerful and creative response.
Mzee (Guest) on May 26, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 3, 2018
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Rashid (Guest) on April 27, 2018
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Zubeida (Guest) on April 23, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 12, 2018
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 9, 2018
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 8, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 6, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 5, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 5, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 28, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 19, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Maida (Guest) on February 18, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Shamsa (Guest) on February 15, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Chris Okello (Guest) on February 13, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Yahya (Guest) on January 27, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Salum (Guest) on January 25, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Athumani (Guest) on January 25, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Omari (Guest) on January 16, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
George Wanjala (Guest) on January 14, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Hekima (Guest) on January 11, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 24, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 24, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 14, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Victor Malima (Guest) on December 1, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 27, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 16, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 13, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Maulid (Guest) on November 8, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Chum (Guest) on November 3, 2017
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 30, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 29, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 28, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 24, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Fatuma (Guest) on October 21, 2017
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 20, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 16, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
Zakia (Guest) on October 16, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Maulid (Guest) on October 12, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 11, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Ahmed (Guest) on October 6, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Nasra (Guest) on September 30, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Azima (Guest) on September 25, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 18, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Salum (Guest) on September 13, 2017
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 10, 2017
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 9, 2017
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
John Lissu (Guest) on September 9, 2017
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 8, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 31, 2017
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Jamila (Guest) on August 25, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 21, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 19, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 15, 2017
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 26, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 26, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
George Mallya (Guest) on July 25, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Maulid (Guest) on July 24, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 22, 2017
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 17, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌