What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? A nervous wreck! π
Explanation: This answer plays with the phrase "nervous wreck," which typically means someone who is extremely anxious or worried. By adding a touch of wordplay, we imagine a literal shipwreck at the bottom of the ocean that is feeling nervous. Using the emoji π adds a fun and lighthearted touch, as if the nervous wreck is hiding from its worries. Overall, the answer combines humor, imagination, and a pun to create a cheerful and creative response.
Mzee (Guest) on May 26, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 3, 2018
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Rashid (Guest) on April 27, 2018
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Zubeida (Guest) on April 23, 2018
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 12, 2018
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 9, 2018
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 8, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 6, 2018
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 5, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 5, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 28, 2018
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 19, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Maida (Guest) on February 18, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Shamsa (Guest) on February 15, 2018
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Chris Okello (Guest) on February 13, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Yahya (Guest) on January 27, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Salum (Guest) on January 25, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Athumani (Guest) on January 25, 2018
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
Omari (Guest) on January 16, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
George Wanjala (Guest) on January 14, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Hekima (Guest) on January 11, 2018
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 24, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 24, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 14, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Victor Malima (Guest) on December 1, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 27, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 16, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 13, 2017
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Maulid (Guest) on November 8, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Chum (Guest) on November 3, 2017
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 30, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 29, 2017
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 28, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 24, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Fatuma (Guest) on October 21, 2017
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 20, 2017
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 16, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
Zakia (Guest) on October 16, 2017
π I canβt stop laughing!
Maulid (Guest) on October 12, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 11, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Ahmed (Guest) on October 6, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Nasra (Guest) on September 30, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Azima (Guest) on September 25, 2017
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 18, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Salum (Guest) on September 13, 2017
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 10, 2017
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 9, 2017
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
John Lissu (Guest) on September 9, 2017
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 8, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 31, 2017
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
Jamila (Guest) on August 25, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 21, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 19, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 15, 2017
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 26, 2017
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 26, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
George Mallya (Guest) on July 25, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Maulid (Guest) on July 24, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 22, 2017
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 17, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π