A turkey likes to gobble up sunny-side up weather! ☀️🦃
Explanation: Turkeys are notorious for their love of gobbling, just like how we enjoy gobbling up sunny-side up eggs! So, it only makes sense that a turkey would prefer sunny weather, where they can bask in the warmth while dreaming about their favorite breakfast. This playful answer adds a touch of humor and creativity to the question, making it a funny and enjoyable riddle to share with others.
Zulekha (Guest) on May 2, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
Fatuma (Guest) on April 25, 2018
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 18, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 4, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
Furaha (Guest) on March 8, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 26, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 22, 2018
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Wande (Guest) on February 22, 2018
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 11, 2018
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Khatib (Guest) on February 4, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 19, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 18, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 15, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Salum (Guest) on January 13, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Shamim (Guest) on January 12, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Nyota (Guest) on January 10, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 10, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Nyota (Guest) on December 24, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Irene Makena (Guest) on December 10, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 7, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 2, 2017
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Maulid (Guest) on November 26, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 22, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Kheri (Guest) on November 12, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 8, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Zulekha (Guest) on November 6, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Rahim (Guest) on November 4, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 18, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Zuhura (Guest) on October 16, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 15, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Kazija (Guest) on October 9, 2017
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Shamsa (Guest) on September 15, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 11, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 26, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Mhina (Guest) on August 13, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 5, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 30, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 9, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Mwakisu (Guest) on July 7, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 4, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
Majid (Guest) on July 2, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 29, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 28, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Mwajuma (Guest) on June 21, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 16, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 14, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Jabir (Guest) on June 12, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 11, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 6, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Sekela (Guest) on June 4, 2017
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Mashaka (Guest) on May 27, 2017
😃 Instant mood boost!
Umi (Guest) on May 25, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 28, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Sekela (Guest) on April 25, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Latifa (Guest) on April 23, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Jafari (Guest) on April 12, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 9, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Ibrahim (Guest) on April 3, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 27, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 7, 2017
😂 This joke just made my day!