Q: What do you call a worm with no teeth? A: A gummy worm! 🐛😄
Explanation: This answer plays with the pun between a "gummy worm" (a type of chewy candy) and a worm without teeth. Normally, worms don't have teeth, but in this case, we imagine a worm that's literally made out of gummy candy. It's a whimsical and light-hearted response that combines the concept of a toothless worm with a tasty treat, leaving us with a smile on our faces.
Raha (Guest) on April 10, 2018
😂 Sharing right away!
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 7, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 6, 2018
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Mwanais (Guest) on March 29, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Tabu (Guest) on March 26, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 23, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Jane Muthui (Guest) on March 18, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 5, 2018
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Hamida (Guest) on February 27, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 4, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Mchuma (Guest) on January 27, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Khatib (Guest) on January 11, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Abubakar (Guest) on January 10, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 9, 2018
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Bakari (Guest) on January 3, 2018
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Mhina (Guest) on December 31, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 27, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 26, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 22, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 21, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Josephine (Guest) on December 17, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 17, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 6, 2017
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 27, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 19, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 18, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Omari (Guest) on November 9, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Rubea (Guest) on November 6, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
John Mwangi (Guest) on October 29, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Yusra (Guest) on October 25, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 24, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Maimuna (Guest) on October 21, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 18, 2017
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Mustafa (Guest) on October 15, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 2, 2017
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
George Mallya (Guest) on September 24, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Safiya (Guest) on September 20, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Maulid (Guest) on September 20, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Safiya (Guest) on September 19, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Fadhila (Guest) on September 19, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Yusra (Guest) on September 19, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 13, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 9, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Abubakar (Guest) on September 8, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Mtumwa (Guest) on August 17, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 10, 2017
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Warda (Guest) on August 5, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Bahati (Guest) on July 31, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 30, 2017
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 23, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 18, 2017
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
John Malisa (Guest) on July 12, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 11, 2017
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 29, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Neema (Guest) on May 23, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 23, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 1, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Yusuf (Guest) on April 30, 2017
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Chum (Guest) on April 27, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Nashon (Guest) on April 20, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭