Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick! ๐ณ๐ซ๐
Explanation: You see, a boomerang is known for its unique ability to return to the person who threw it. But if it doesn't come back, well, it's just a plain old stick! No fancy aerodynamics or magical powers. Just a simple stick that you can use for other things, like playing fetch with a dog or pretending to be a wizard with a wand. So, next time you encounter a boomerang that refuses to come back, just remember, it's just a stick keeping its distance from the boomerang club! ๐๐ช๐ช๏ธ
Shamsa (Guest) on January 29, 2018
๐ This one really got me!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 27, 2018
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Habiba (Guest) on January 24, 2018
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 11, 2018
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 7, 2018
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 7, 2018
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 7, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Warda (Guest) on December 30, 2017
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 25, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Rahma (Guest) on December 21, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 16, 2017
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 30, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Ali (Guest) on November 26, 2017
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Mustafa (Guest) on November 25, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 21, 2017
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 5, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Fadhila (Guest) on November 4, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 26, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 22, 2017
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Umi (Guest) on October 20, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Juma (Guest) on October 10, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Mwakisu (Guest) on September 30, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 11, 2017
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Leila (Guest) on September 5, 2017
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 2, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 14, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Kijakazi (Guest) on August 13, 2017
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Nyota (Guest) on July 29, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 27, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 19, 2017
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Faiza (Guest) on July 18, 2017
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 17, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 12, 2017
๐ Instant mood boost!
Masika (Guest) on July 11, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 25, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on June 1, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 28, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 11, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 3, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 2, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 30, 2017
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Hamida (Guest) on April 24, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 17, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 12, 2017
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Leila (Guest) on April 9, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 28, 2017
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 25, 2017
๐ Gotta save this!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 16, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Mjaka (Guest) on March 14, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Biashara (Guest) on March 13, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 9, 2017
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Omari (Guest) on February 15, 2017
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 4, 2017
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 29, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Rabia (Guest) on January 21, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Mustafa (Guest) on January 20, 2017
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Shamsa (Guest) on January 19, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 15, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 15, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Neema (Guest) on January 11, 2017
๐ Too good!