Short Answer: "Hay there, long face! Ready to hoof it?"
Explanation: The farmer's greeting to the horse plays on the word "hay," which sounds similar to "hey." The phrase "long face" is a pun referencing the horse's literal long face, but also implies that the horse might be feeling a bit down. The farmer's question about being ready to "hoof it" adds a playful tone, as it means being prepared to walk or run. The use of the ๐ emoji emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted nature of the interaction.
Mwagonda (Guest) on November 3, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 30, 2017
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 30, 2017
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 29, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Bakari (Guest) on October 16, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 12, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Shabani (Guest) on October 10, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on October 9, 2017
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Farida (Guest) on October 3, 2017
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 23, 2017
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Ndoto (Guest) on September 8, 2017
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 18, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Safiya (Guest) on August 16, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 7, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 4, 2017
๐ That punchline!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 30, 2017
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Shabani (Guest) on July 30, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 26, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 24, 2017
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Tabu (Guest) on July 3, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 29, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Nashon (Guest) on June 27, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 23, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 18, 2017
๐ I needed that!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 17, 2017
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 11, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 11, 2017
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Khatib (Guest) on June 11, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Sofia (Guest) on May 26, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 12, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Khadija (Guest) on May 10, 2017
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 7, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Fatuma (Guest) on April 17, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 11, 2017
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 4, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 3, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 28, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 27, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 21, 2017
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 16, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
David Ochieng (Guest) on March 15, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Rabia (Guest) on March 15, 2017
๐ Perfect joke!
Rabia (Guest) on March 10, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 24, 2017
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 22, 2017
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 20, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Nyota (Guest) on February 19, 2017
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Shamsa (Guest) on February 13, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 1, 2017
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 31, 2017
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 21, 2017
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Arifa (Guest) on January 18, 2017
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 9, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 29, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 18, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Masika (Guest) on December 3, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 15, 2016
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 14, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Farida (Guest) on November 2, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 8, 2016
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐