Short Answer: "Hey, fungi, you're a fun-guy!"
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun between "fungi" (referring to mushrooms) and "fun-guy" (a play on words to mean a person who is fun). The carrot is using wordplay to make a funny comment to the mushroom, suggesting that it is a fun and enjoyable companion. The use of the emoji ๐ adds to the cheerful and playful tone of the response.
Kassim (Guest) on November 29, 2017
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 25, 2017
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 23, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 20, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Amina (Guest) on November 18, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 15, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Nashon (Guest) on October 29, 2017
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 21, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 20, 2017
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Fadhila (Guest) on October 14, 2017
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 10, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Hassan (Guest) on October 3, 2017
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Halimah (Guest) on September 23, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 23, 2017
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Athumani (Guest) on September 20, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Amina (Guest) on September 7, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Amina (Guest) on September 6, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Fikiri (Guest) on September 4, 2017
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 2, 2017
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Neema (Guest) on August 29, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Rukia (Guest) on August 26, 2017
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 25, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 19, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 29, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Mchuma (Guest) on July 24, 2017
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Rashid (Guest) on July 9, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 9, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 7, 2017
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Saidi (Guest) on July 1, 2017
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 30, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Abdullah (Guest) on June 25, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 21, 2017
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 14, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Kheri (Guest) on June 3, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 3, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 23, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Rahma (Guest) on May 15, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on May 10, 2017
๐ I needed that!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 9, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 9, 2017
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 9, 2017
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 9, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Daudi (Guest) on May 9, 2017
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Amir (Guest) on April 23, 2017
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 7, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 4, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 1, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 29, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Hekima (Guest) on March 12, 2017
๐ This one really got me!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 4, 2017
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 3, 2017
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
John Kamande (Guest) on February 23, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Mwajuma (Guest) on February 17, 2017
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Binti (Guest) on February 3, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Rashid (Guest) on January 30, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 19, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Kazija (Guest) on January 16, 2017
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 10, 2017
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Halima (Guest) on December 30, 2016
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 30, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐