Answer: Because seven "ate" (8) nine! 🍽️😄
Explanation: This answer plays with the similar sounds of the words "ate" and "eight." It humorously suggests that seven was feared by six because it had devoured (ate) the number nine, causing it to disappear. The use of the emoji adds a touch of playfulness to the answer.
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Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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😁 This made my day!
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I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Shani (Guest) on February 16, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 5, 2019
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Zainab (Guest) on February 4, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 4, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
George Ndungu (Guest) on January 31, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 30, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Mgeni (Guest) on January 21, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Chum (Guest) on January 20, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Raha (Guest) on January 17, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 17, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 15, 2019
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Fadhila (Guest) on January 7, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 6, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Majid (Guest) on January 6, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
James Mduma (Guest) on January 3, 2019
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Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 31, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 28, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
John Malisa (Guest) on December 27, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Fadhili (Guest) on December 21, 2018
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 16, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 16, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 17, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
David Chacha (Guest) on October 3, 2018
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 27, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
Mohamed (Guest) on September 26, 2018
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 16, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 9, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 4, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 24, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Abubakari (Guest) on July 20, 2018
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 19, 2018
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 13, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Josephine (Guest) on July 12, 2018
🤣 Sending this now!
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I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Mustafa (Guest) on June 18, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Shani (Guest) on June 17, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 16, 2018
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Bahati (Guest) on June 6, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 26, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 25, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Rahim (Guest) on May 16, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Mchuma (Guest) on May 5, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 1, 2018
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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😂 This is too funny!
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What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁