Fadhila (Guest) on February 28, 2019

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 23, 2019

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Safiya (Guest) on February 18, 2019

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Arifa (Guest) on February 14, 2019

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 6, 2019

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 31, 2019

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Habiba (Guest) on January 28, 2019

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 28, 2019

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 24, 2019

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

David Chacha (Guest) on January 23, 2019

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 5, 2019

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 17, 2018

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

James Malima (Guest) on December 16, 2018

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Shamim (Guest) on November 15, 2018

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 8, 2018

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Rukia (Guest) on October 31, 2018

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Amani (Guest) on October 21, 2018

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Husna (Guest) on October 17, 2018

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Kiza (Guest) on October 11, 2018

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Shukuru (Guest) on September 30, 2018

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 29, 2018

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Amir (Guest) on September 24, 2018

😂 This is a keeper!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 20, 2018

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

John Lissu (Guest) on September 19, 2018

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Mariam (Guest) on September 15, 2018

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Josephine (Guest) on September 2, 2018

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Habiba (Guest) on August 29, 2018

😃 Instant mood boost!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 27, 2018

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 21, 2018

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 18, 2018

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 15, 2018

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Majid (Guest) on August 14, 2018

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 13, 2018

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Khamis (Guest) on August 13, 2018

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Mchuma (Guest) on July 27, 2018

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 19, 2018

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 19, 2018

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 7, 2018

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 7, 2018

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Mchawi (Guest) on July 5, 2018

😅 I needed that!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 29, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

John Lissu (Guest) on June 24, 2018

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Jamal (Guest) on June 21, 2018

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Amir (Guest) on June 14, 2018

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Shabani (Guest) on June 2, 2018

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 25, 2018

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Mhina (Guest) on May 6, 2018

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Safiya (Guest) on April 29, 2018

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Raha (Guest) on April 27, 2018

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Maida (Guest) on April 21, 2018

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Irene Makena (Guest) on April 14, 2018

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Abubakari (Guest) on April 6, 2018

😂 I’m dying!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 15, 2018

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Mustafa (Guest) on March 14, 2018

😆 That punchline was epic!

Leila (Guest) on March 12, 2018

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Asha (Guest) on March 3, 2018

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 21, 2018

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 21, 2018

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 14, 2018

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on February 13, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓