The ruler! 📏 Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! 😄 Plus, it's always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! 🤴🏼👑
Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler's authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 24, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 18, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Wande (Guest) on March 12, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 10, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 3, 2019
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Amani (Guest) on February 22, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 14, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Husna (Guest) on February 10, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 31, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 24, 2019
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
David Kawawa (Guest) on January 17, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 17, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 13, 2019
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Sumaya (Guest) on January 12, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 11, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Shukuru (Guest) on January 1, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 15, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
John Lissu (Guest) on December 13, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 11, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 7, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Yusra (Guest) on December 4, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
James Mduma (Guest) on November 27, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 19, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 14, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Bakari (Guest) on November 8, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Issack (Guest) on November 6, 2018
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 30, 2018
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 27, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 14, 2018
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Sofia (Guest) on October 8, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 28, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 25, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Zawadi (Guest) on September 23, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 22, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 19, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 13, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Mzee (Guest) on September 12, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 8, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 29, 2018
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 29, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 27, 2018
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 21, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 21, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 8, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Baraka (Guest) on August 1, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 13, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Fadhila (Guest) on July 12, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 11, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Mwafirika (Guest) on July 5, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 23, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 23, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Omari (Guest) on June 10, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 9, 2018
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 9, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Sofia (Guest) on June 8, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 1, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Muslima (Guest) on May 23, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Zubeida (Guest) on May 15, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 7, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Khadija (Guest) on April 10, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣