Baridi (Guest) on November 21, 2018

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 19, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Habiba (Guest) on November 14, 2018

😂 I’m dying!

Kheri (Guest) on November 12, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Zawadi (Guest) on November 6, 2018

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 2, 2018

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 31, 2018

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Farida (Guest) on October 29, 2018

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 27, 2018

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Makame (Guest) on October 26, 2018

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 25, 2018

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 23, 2018

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 21, 2018

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Irene Makena (Guest) on October 13, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 12, 2018

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 8, 2018

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 7, 2018

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Ndoto (Guest) on October 7, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 5, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 30, 2018

😂 Gotta save this!

Salum (Guest) on September 12, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 9, 2018

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Majid (Guest) on September 5, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 27, 2018

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Fadhila (Guest) on August 22, 2018

🤣 This one’s fire!

Rashid (Guest) on August 18, 2018

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Jabir (Guest) on August 16, 2018

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Mjaka (Guest) on August 14, 2018

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Farida (Guest) on August 12, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 8, 2018

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 7, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 28, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 26, 2018

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 26, 2018

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Baridi (Guest) on July 18, 2018

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 9, 2018

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 29, 2018

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 21, 2018

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 4, 2018

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 1, 2018

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Wande (Guest) on May 29, 2018

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 25, 2018

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 17, 2018

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 5, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 15, 2018

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 4, 2018

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Mwanais (Guest) on April 2, 2018

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Nassor (Guest) on April 2, 2018

🤣 This one got me good!

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 18, 2018

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 12, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 10, 2018

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Fatuma (Guest) on March 9, 2018

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

George Mallya (Guest) on March 8, 2018

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 4, 2018

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Rubea (Guest) on March 2, 2018

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 28, 2018

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 21, 2018

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Zulekha (Guest) on February 17, 2018

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 14, 2018

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 10, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯