What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?

Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 24, 2018

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Husna (Guest) on November 23, 2018

🤣 This joke is too good!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 21, 2018

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Faiza (Guest) on November 19, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 11, 2018

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 23, 2018

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Ann Awino (Guest) on October 12, 2018

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 9, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Zainab (Guest) on October 6, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 28, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Leila (Guest) on September 17, 2018

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Leila (Guest) on September 14, 2018

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 13, 2018

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 29, 2018

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 20, 2018

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 27, 2018

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 25, 2018

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 11, 2018

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 7, 2018

😂 This is a keeper!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 25, 2018

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 19, 2018

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 13, 2018

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Makame (Guest) on June 10, 2018

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Rehema (Guest) on June 6, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 2, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Athumani (Guest) on May 27, 2018

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 20, 2018

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Fikiri (Guest) on May 20, 2018

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 17, 2018

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 12, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Halimah (Guest) on May 10, 2018

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 9, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 28, 2018

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Hassan (Guest) on April 26, 2018

😁 This is gold!

Rahim (Guest) on April 25, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 24, 2018

😄 You got me!

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 15, 2018

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Zakia (Guest) on April 6, 2018

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

David Nyerere (Guest) on April 2, 2018

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Jabir (Guest) on March 28, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Leila (Guest) on March 21, 2018

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 16, 2018

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Mariam (Guest) on March 8, 2018

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 22, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 19, 2018

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Fadhila (Guest) on February 15, 2018

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 13, 2018

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Abubakari (Guest) on February 12, 2018

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 7, 2018

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on February 2, 2018

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 29, 2018

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 28, 2018

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Khalifa (Guest) on January 25, 2018

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 22, 2018

😁 This just made my day!

Sharifa (Guest) on January 18, 2018

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Abdillah (Guest) on January 17, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mazrui (Guest) on January 9, 2018

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Khalifa (Guest) on January 8, 2018

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 8, 2018

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Mchuma (Guest) on December 30, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹