Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 15, 2018

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Sumaya (Guest) on October 12, 2018

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Nashon (Guest) on October 6, 2018

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 1, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

James Mduma (Guest) on September 30, 2018

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Makame (Guest) on September 28, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Zulekha (Guest) on September 23, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 22, 2018

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Nassor (Guest) on September 21, 2018

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Issa (Guest) on September 20, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 13, 2018

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 9, 2018

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 5, 2018

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 4, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 25, 2018

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Farida (Guest) on August 24, 2018

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 23, 2018

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Warda (Guest) on August 22, 2018

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 12, 2018

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 10, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 6, 2018

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Shamsa (Guest) on August 5, 2018

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Daudi (Guest) on July 21, 2018

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Jamila (Guest) on July 11, 2018

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 6, 2018

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 3, 2018

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 1, 2018

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 30, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Jafari (Guest) on June 29, 2018

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Nchi (Guest) on June 26, 2018

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

George Mallya (Guest) on June 17, 2018

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 12, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Hashim (Guest) on June 11, 2018

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 8, 2018

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 4, 2018

🤣 This one’s fire!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 3, 2018

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Rahma (Guest) on June 2, 2018

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Yusra (Guest) on June 1, 2018

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 24, 2018

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 24, 2018

😄 Perfect joke!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 23, 2018

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 11, 2018

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 28, 2018

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Mwanais (Guest) on April 21, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 21, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Tabu (Guest) on April 20, 2018

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Nashon (Guest) on April 20, 2018

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 15, 2018

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Mohamed (Guest) on April 11, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 9, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Sofia (Guest) on April 8, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Ndoto (Guest) on March 26, 2018

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 17, 2018

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Nasra (Guest) on February 8, 2018

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 6, 2018

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Biashara (Guest) on February 3, 2018

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 26, 2018

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 22, 2018

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Irene Makena (Guest) on January 8, 2018

🤣 This joke is too good!

Fadhili (Guest) on December 30, 2017

😆 Laughing so hard right now!