The banker's favorite player on the football team was...the "cointerback"! 🤑🏈
Explanation: The term "cointerback" is a playful combination of the words "coin" and "quarterback." It's a funny way to suggest that the banker's favorite player was the one who could handle both money (coins) and the important position of quarterback. The use of the money-related term adds a humorous twist. The emoji adds to the cheerfulness and playfulness of the answer.
Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 17, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 11, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Majid (Guest) on October 3, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Kassim (Guest) on September 29, 2018
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 29, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Biashara (Guest) on September 29, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 25, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 24, 2018
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 21, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Mustafa (Guest) on September 21, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Ann Awino (Guest) on September 13, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 30, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Habiba (Guest) on August 29, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 25, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 22, 2018
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Farida (Guest) on August 17, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
Mtumwa (Guest) on August 13, 2018
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 8, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 7, 2018
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Mashaka (Guest) on August 7, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 28, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Saidi (Guest) on July 18, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Mwinyi (Guest) on July 15, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 8, 2018
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
John Lissu (Guest) on July 8, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 7, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 30, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Khatib (Guest) on June 29, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 23, 2018
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
David Kawawa (Guest) on June 19, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 7, 2018
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
David Musyoka (Guest) on June 5, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 4, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Rahma (Guest) on May 21, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 19, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 11, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Khadija (Guest) on May 1, 2018
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 23, 2018
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Hawa (Guest) on April 22, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 17, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 4, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 3, 2018
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 1, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 18, 2018
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 10, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 19, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Jaffar (Guest) on February 16, 2018
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Zubeida (Guest) on February 16, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 13, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 7, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 5, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 30, 2018
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Nassar (Guest) on January 27, 2018
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 25, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 24, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 24, 2018
😂 Sharing right away!
David Nyerere (Guest) on January 22, 2018
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 18, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 10, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 10, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜