The most important key at Thanksgiving dinner is the "tur-key"! 🦃
Explanation: The riddle plays on the word "key" by using a pun. It implies that the most important key at Thanksgiving dinner is not a literal key, but the delicious turkey, which is the centerpiece of the meal. The use of the turkey emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 25, 2018
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 21, 2018
😂 Sharing right away!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 16, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Zawadi (Guest) on November 6, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 6, 2018
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Maimuna (Guest) on October 27, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 24, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Mtumwa (Guest) on October 20, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 8, 2018
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 2, 2018
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Mjaka (Guest) on October 1, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
David Nyerere (Guest) on September 28, 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 27, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
David Chacha (Guest) on September 25, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Maulid (Guest) on September 21, 2018
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Rabia (Guest) on September 21, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Bakari (Guest) on September 21, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Mwanais (Guest) on September 15, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Makame (Guest) on September 15, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Nasra (Guest) on September 14, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 13, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 7, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
David Ochieng (Guest) on August 22, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 22, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 22, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 21, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 18, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Jamila (Guest) on August 13, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 10, 2018
😂 This is too funny!
John Malisa (Guest) on August 6, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Khalifa (Guest) on August 5, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Rubea (Guest) on July 30, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Shani (Guest) on July 30, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 18, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Shukuru (Guest) on July 17, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Rashid (Guest) on July 16, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 13, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 2, 2018
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Jamila (Guest) on July 1, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 28, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Rukia (Guest) on June 23, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Ndoto (Guest) on June 21, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Abubakari (Guest) on June 20, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Sofia (Guest) on June 13, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Mzee (Guest) on May 31, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 21, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Aziza (Guest) on May 20, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 18, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 16, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 15, 2018
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Mwanais (Guest) on May 2, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 26, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 22, 2018
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Mwajabu (Guest) on April 5, 2018
🤣 Pure genius!
Robert Okello (Guest) on March 23, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 17, 2018
😁 This made my day!
Rukia (Guest) on March 16, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Makame (Guest) on March 15, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 14, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 5, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕