What runs but never walks?

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 6, 2019

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 31, 2019

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 28, 2019

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 21, 2019

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Fikiri (Guest) on January 16, 2019

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 14, 2019

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Wande (Guest) on January 14, 2019

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Amir (Guest) on January 7, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Maida (Guest) on January 4, 2019

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

John Lissu (Guest) on December 21, 2018

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 18, 2018

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Kijakazi (Guest) on December 10, 2018

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Jaffar (Guest) on November 27, 2018

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 17, 2018

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 14, 2018

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

George Tenga (Guest) on November 4, 2018

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Bahati (Guest) on October 28, 2018

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Azima (Guest) on October 24, 2018

😆 Still cracking up!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 18, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

James Malima (Guest) on October 10, 2018

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 9, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 9, 2018

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 7, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Anna Malela (Guest) on October 7, 2018

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 2, 2018

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Kazija (Guest) on September 28, 2018

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 18, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 8, 2018

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 19, 2018

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 11, 2018

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

James Kawawa (Guest) on August 10, 2018

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Bakari (Guest) on August 6, 2018

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 3, 2018

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 2, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Issa (Guest) on August 2, 2018

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 31, 2018

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 31, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 13, 2018

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Mzee (Guest) on June 11, 2018

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Omar (Guest) on June 10, 2018

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Fadhili (Guest) on June 1, 2018

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 25, 2018

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

John Malisa (Guest) on May 20, 2018

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Umi (Guest) on May 17, 2018

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 4, 2018

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 30, 2018

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Biashara (Guest) on April 8, 2018

😂 This is a keeper!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 8, 2018

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Irene Makena (Guest) on April 4, 2018

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Irene Makena (Guest) on April 1, 2018

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 23, 2018

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Hekima (Guest) on March 20, 2018

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Mzee (Guest) on March 11, 2018

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 10, 2018

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Mohamed (Guest) on March 9, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 1, 2018

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Salum (Guest) on February 25, 2018

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 17, 2018

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Anna Malela (Guest) on February 16, 2018

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Hekima (Guest) on February 16, 2018

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎