What makes a skeleton laugh?

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 5, 2019

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 3, 2019

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Omar (Guest) on June 2, 2019

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 22, 2019

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 20, 2019

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 2, 2019

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 2, 2019

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 9, 2019

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 7, 2019

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Amina (Guest) on March 9, 2019

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 28, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Shabani (Guest) on February 21, 2019

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 11, 2019

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Salma (Guest) on February 10, 2019

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 29, 2019

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 7, 2019

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 26, 2018

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Rukia (Guest) on December 22, 2018

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 17, 2018

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 10, 2018

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 19, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Maulid (Guest) on November 16, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 4, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 3, 2018

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Ali (Guest) on November 2, 2018

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 23, 2018

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 15, 2018

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 14, 2018

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 11, 2018

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Nassor (Guest) on October 2, 2018

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

David Nyerere (Guest) on September 27, 2018

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 25, 2018

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 22, 2018

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 18, 2018

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 7, 2018

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Ndoto (Guest) on August 29, 2018

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 13, 2018

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 11, 2018

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 9, 2018

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 3, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 14, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Hamida (Guest) on July 8, 2018

Thanks Ackyshine

Amir (Guest) on June 29, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Latifa (Guest) on June 23, 2018

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Josephine (Guest) on June 22, 2018

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mwalimu (Guest) on June 15, 2018

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 15, 2018

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 15, 2018

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 14, 2018

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 8, 2018

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Nasra (Guest) on June 2, 2018

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 28, 2018

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 26, 2018

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Sekela (Guest) on May 23, 2018

😂 Sharing right away!

Mwanais (Guest) on May 5, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

David Musyoka (Guest) on April 26, 2018

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 21, 2018

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 12, 2018

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

John Mushi (Guest) on April 9, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 3, 2018

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺