What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 10, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 26, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 18, 2019

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

David Musyoka (Guest) on January 13, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 5, 2019

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Mzee (Guest) on December 27, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 25, 2018

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Mchawi (Guest) on December 22, 2018

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 20, 2018

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 14, 2018

🤣 Sending this now!

Raha (Guest) on December 9, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Masika (Guest) on November 25, 2018

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Abdullah (Guest) on November 13, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Rashid (Guest) on November 13, 2018

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Zainab (Guest) on November 5, 2018

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 30, 2018

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

James Kawawa (Guest) on October 25, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Tabu (Guest) on October 12, 2018

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Mashaka (Guest) on October 8, 2018

😁 This is gold!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 7, 2018

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Rahim (Guest) on October 7, 2018

🤣 This one got me good!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 15, 2018

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 12, 2018

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 13, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 5, 2018

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Hashim (Guest) on July 24, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Jamila (Guest) on July 6, 2018

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 23, 2018

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Saidi (Guest) on June 2, 2018

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 16, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Wande (Guest) on May 15, 2018

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Zubeida (Guest) on May 14, 2018

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Omari (Guest) on April 30, 2018

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Hekima (Guest) on April 24, 2018

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Rabia (Guest) on April 23, 2018

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 19, 2018

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 19, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Ramadhan (Guest) on April 14, 2018

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 14, 2018

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 10, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 3, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

John Mushi (Guest) on March 26, 2018

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 15, 2018

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Chris Okello (Guest) on March 8, 2018

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Mgeni (Guest) on March 7, 2018

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Nchi (Guest) on March 1, 2018

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 23, 2018

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 19, 2018

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 17, 2018

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 7, 2018

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Amani (Guest) on January 28, 2018

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Sumaya (Guest) on January 14, 2018

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Zuhura (Guest) on January 8, 2018

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 4, 2018

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 30, 2017

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 27, 2017

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

James Malima (Guest) on December 27, 2017

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 11, 2017

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Amina (Guest) on December 7, 2017

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 29, 2017

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴