What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
A "bay-gull"! ππ¦
Explanation: This playful answer is a pun on the words "bay" and "gull." By combining them, we create a fun and silly wordplay: "bay-gull." It's a creative way to describe a seagull that is flying over the bay. The use of the emoji adds a cheerful touch, emphasizing the lightheartedness of the riddle.
Fikiri (Guest) on February 25, 2019
π Best laugh of the day!
Kijakazi (Guest) on February 22, 2019
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Latifa (Guest) on February 20, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 15, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. π’π»
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on February 15, 2019
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Irene Makena (Guest) on February 3, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 31, 2019
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Kassim (Guest) on January 28, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
Ann Awino (Guest) on January 25, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 10, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 9, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Kahina (Guest) on January 6, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 2, 2019
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Kahina (Guest) on December 26, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 19, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π π
Omari (Guest) on December 4, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 3, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Ali (Guest) on November 29, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
Abdillah (Guest) on November 24, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 18, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 13, 2018
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 15, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Ann Awino (Guest) on October 14, 2018
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 14, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 13, 2018
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 7, 2018
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 4, 2018
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 3, 2018
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Hamida (Guest) on September 29, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 26, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Nuru (Guest) on September 20, 2018
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Ann Awino (Guest) on August 31, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 15, 2018
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
Rubea (Guest) on August 8, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 6, 2018
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 30, 2018
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 29, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Yusuf (Guest) on July 28, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Husna (Guest) on July 23, 2018
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Nassor (Guest) on June 24, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 24, 2018
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Nchi (Guest) on June 22, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Josephine (Guest) on June 21, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 17, 2018
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 13, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 11, 2018
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
Amina (Guest) on June 9, 2018
π This just made my day!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 9, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 4, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 2, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
Rubea (Guest) on May 25, 2018
π Bookmarking this!
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 24, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Irene Makena (Guest) on May 9, 2018
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
Issa (Guest) on May 7, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 7, 2018
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 5, 2018
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
Kassim (Guest) on May 5, 2018
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 2, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Hassan (Guest) on May 1, 2018
π Perfect joke!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 28, 2018
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€