Short Answer: "Leaf me alone, I'm just trying to have a fruitful day! ๐๐"
Explanation: The apple tree, being a tree with a sense of humor, playfully asks the farmer to leave it alone, as it wants to enjoy a day filled with producing delicious fruits. The use of the pun "leaf me alone" adds a comedic twist, as it sounds similar to the phrase "leave me alone." The emoji of an apple and a laughing face further emphasizes the lighthearted and cheerful tone.
Ali (Guest) on February 16, 2019
๐ This is too funny!
Aziza (Guest) on February 11, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 11, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 9, 2019
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Shabani (Guest) on January 14, 2019
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
David Ochieng (Guest) on January 10, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Ibrahim (Guest) on January 6, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Kiza (Guest) on December 19, 2018
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 11, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 8, 2018
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 8, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 7, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Majid (Guest) on November 22, 2018
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 22, 2018
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 16, 2018
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 9, 2018
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Leila (Guest) on October 20, 2018
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 9, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
John Lissu (Guest) on October 9, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 1, 2018
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 1, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 25, 2018
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 21, 2018
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Mwanais (Guest) on September 16, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Salum (Guest) on September 12, 2018
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on September 9, 2018
๐ This just made my day!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 7, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Hamida (Guest) on September 2, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 30, 2018
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 28, 2018
๐ I needed that laugh!
Frank Macha (Guest) on August 11, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 4, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 18, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Shukuru (Guest) on July 16, 2018
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Khadija (Guest) on July 5, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 30, 2018
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Sharifa (Guest) on June 25, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Fikiri (Guest) on June 21, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 20, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Mwakisu (Guest) on June 9, 2018
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Asha (Guest) on June 2, 2018
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Shamim (Guest) on June 1, 2018
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 19, 2018
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 18, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Kahina (Guest) on May 12, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 4, 2018
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Mgeni (Guest) on April 27, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 25, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Jamal (Guest) on April 24, 2018
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Zakia (Guest) on April 5, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Aziza (Guest) on March 31, 2018
๐ This is a keeper!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 28, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 26, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 11, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Kazija (Guest) on March 11, 2018
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
David Kawawa (Guest) on March 6, 2018
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Sharifa (Guest) on March 5, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 4, 2018
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Abdillah (Guest) on February 17, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 14, 2018
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐