Short Answer: "Between you and me, something smells fishy! ๐ "
Explanation: The joke here is that eyes don't have a sense of smell, but using the phrase "something smells fishy" adds a humorous twist. The emoji of a fish ๐ further emphasizes the play on words and adds a visual element to the joke. Overall, it's a lighthearted and creative way to respond to the question.
Kazija (Guest) on May 2, 2019
๐ Gotta save this!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 23, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 18, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Majid (Guest) on April 2, 2019
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 24, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 21, 2019
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Halimah (Guest) on March 10, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 13, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on February 12, 2019
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 9, 2019
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 4, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Mwanais (Guest) on January 28, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 27, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Mwajuma (Guest) on January 26, 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Ndoto (Guest) on January 22, 2019
๐ This is too funny!
Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 14, 2019
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 14, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 4, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 22, 2018
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Abubakari (Guest) on December 14, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Khadija (Guest) on December 10, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 1, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 1, 2018
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
David Nyerere (Guest) on November 28, 2018
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Hawa (Guest) on November 25, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Rahma (Guest) on November 21, 2018
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 12, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 9, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Baraka (Guest) on November 9, 2018
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Issack (Guest) on November 5, 2018
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Muslima (Guest) on October 28, 2018
๐ Still cracking up!
David Chacha (Guest) on October 24, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Hekima (Guest) on October 21, 2018
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
John Mwangi (Guest) on October 17, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 10, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 9, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Zulekha (Guest) on October 7, 2018
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 5, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Hassan (Guest) on October 2, 2018
๐ Iโm dying!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 30, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 27, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Jamila (Guest) on September 27, 2018
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 19, 2018
๐ Totally hilarious!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 2, 2018
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 1, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 27, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
James Malima (Guest) on July 26, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 17, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 29, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Mwafirika (Guest) on June 22, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 19, 2018
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Halima (Guest) on June 16, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Baraka (Guest) on June 12, 2018
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 30, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Biashara (Guest) on May 21, 2018
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 17, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Fadhili (Guest) on May 14, 2018
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 1, 2018
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 30, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Tambwe (Guest) on April 20, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ