The "Tweet-er"!
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Explanation: The bird that loves construction work is called the "Tweet-er" because it loves to sing while building nests! Just like how we tweet on social media, this bird tweets while working with construction tools. It's a chirpy little builder who gets the job done with a happy melody. 🎶🏗️
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 25, 2018
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 25, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Nassor (Guest) on September 19, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Halima (Guest) on September 16, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 27, 2018
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 26, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Halimah (Guest) on August 23, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Mwagonda (Guest) on August 20, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Salma (Guest) on August 19, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Yahya (Guest) on August 12, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 7, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 30, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 30, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Juma (Guest) on July 18, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Bahati (Guest) on July 8, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Fadhili (Guest) on July 5, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 9, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 31, 2018
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Chris Okello (Guest) on May 21, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 12, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Shamsa (Guest) on May 8, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 9, 2018
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 4, 2018
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 3, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 27, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
Mwajuma (Guest) on March 27, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Yahya (Guest) on March 20, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Shukuru (Guest) on March 18, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Zakaria (Guest) on March 13, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Sharifa (Guest) on March 12, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 8, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 7, 2018
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 11, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 31, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 28, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 27, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Sarafina (Guest) on January 21, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 19, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 18, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Furaha (Guest) on January 7, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Leila (Guest) on January 3, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Husna (Guest) on January 2, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 30, 2017
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Khalifa (Guest) on December 23, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 18, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 3, 2017
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 17, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 14, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 7, 2017
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Samuel Were (Guest) on November 6, 2017
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 31, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Amir (Guest) on October 26, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 22, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 16, 2017
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 14, 2017
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 6, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Sekela (Guest) on October 4, 2017
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Rehema (Guest) on October 4, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 2, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 16, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎